Caption Contest: what large honkers you have!

Certainly we don't need to preface this caption contest.

Evan: "Honk if you're REALLY horny!"
Ryan: "I said DON'T. TAILGATE."
Barb: "We really, really, REALLY love Jesus, dude."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

The best way to annoy your neighbors at six o'clock on a Saturday morning.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

Sadly the sonic turbo-booster was less effective then Billie had hoped.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

The all new alarm system from Bose REALLY lets those people KNOW that you're car is alarmed...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

Horn of Plenty!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

The new ice cream truck targetting adult males.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

"Hey Buddy, That's not just smoke blowing out of my ass!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

It's the sonic horn tailgate system! It propels you to 400 mph, and vaporizes any cars behind you. It shatters their windows and causes their gas tanks to explode (like in the Gamecube game "Smashing Drive").


p.s. play the game, it's fun to obliterate everything.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

I brake for deaf people. Do I need to stop now?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

Today on Hack-A-Day: Build Your Own Sonic-Energy Weapon... and integrate it with your iPod Nano!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM]

Introducing the 2006 Ford Honky