Tokai ACL-Mobile

Tokai has developed the ALC-Mobile breathalyzer and Sanyo cellphone ensemble which apparently targets companies awash with shifty whiskey-swillin' employees. With the, er, BREW application installed (we kid you not) on the included phone, your results are mailed back to dispatch with what can only be an insanely unflattering photo up your heaving nostrils in hopes of identifying the tester (oh, how we'd love to have a collection of those!). You know, for $800 beans you'd think they'd figure out how to package this in a single device.

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