"Massaging" optical mouse by Loas

We can totally see the advantages of haptic feedback when it comes to videogames—the RumblePack really does enhance the gaming experience—but for day-to-day computing, do we really want our mouse to shake and vibrate beneath our hand? Well Loas of Japan must see an untapped market of cubical workers who suffer habitual hand cramps, as they will soon be releasing a vibrating mouse with special massage grip to ease your troubles away. For only $20, we might actually be tempted to give this Windows-compatible optical rodent a try; either that, or we're gonna get a bunch of them for our graphic designer friends and have a good laugh when we see their published work come out all squiggly and uneven.

[R @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Here come the "alternate" uses jokes.

[Glancing Aft @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

female pron surfers will enjoy this...

[egress @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Its true purpose is quite transparent.

The only true question remaining is if it is dishwasher safe?

[Eran @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Graphic designer to use a mouse with more than one button???

[Geoff @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Glad to see you guys at Engadget took the high road on the discription. Leave the dirty jokes to the commenters.

[Dan @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

You win a cookie, R.

[Matthew Rader @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

iFeel

[Jimmy C @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Honestly, am I the only person who moves his mouse with just the fingertips? Does everyone else have a death-grip on the thing?

[TAZ427 @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

I was wondering how long until somebody came up with the USB powered vibrator.

[epp_b @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Stupid product...but, goodness, you people are dirty.

[Jeff @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Sex isn't dirty, grandpa. Put down the bible, and step away.

[Silver @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Hehe, I needed to see something like this today. Now I just need a vibrator for myself!

[godsfilth @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

"10. Posted Nov 9, 2005, 5:29 PM ET by TAZ427

I was wondering how long until somebody came up with the USB powered vibrator."

theres a PS2 game called REZ that has a usb powered vibrator that goes with it

[epp_b @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

["Sex isn't dirty, grandpa. Put down the bible, and step away."]

http://www.google.ca/search?q=define%3Acontext

[Jeff @ Dec 19th 2005 2:38AM]

Um, yea grandpa. Maybe you should research "joke" or "kidding". You dirty boy.