Caption Contest: Albert Hubo humanoid bot thinks he's so smart
posted Nov 16th 2005 3:30PM
We saw a bad photoshop mock-up of this floating around the internets a few days ago, but we didn't think anyone had actually been crazy enough to build it. This humanoid robot named Albert Hubo walks, talks, shows emotions all disembodied Einstein style, and gives us the absolute heebie-jeebies.
Ryan: "That's right 'Steiney. World-changing intellectual, Nobel Prize-winning physicist, head grafted to an
immortal robot body, total silver fox. Why, hello miss…"
Paul: "I'm real glad and all that you guys decided bring me back to life after 50 years of peace and quiet, but giving
me the body of a 6 year old in a space suit doesn't really win you any points."
Marc: "It's not the robot bod I mind; it's the mullet. Please, someone get me a barber!"
Evan: "Yahoo Serious, older but hardly wiser, reflects upon the evils of typecasting."
Just because every lame Einstein caption you've seen in your life sports E=mc², doesn't mean we have to go there; unless of course you happen to have a working knowledge of the implications of the formula, and would like to rock the geek factor.
Why Heloooooo, Ladies. I may be gray-haired, but they replaced a few parts with updated hydraulics, if you catch my drift.
Laser beam eyes! And the strength of FIVE GORILLAS!
Hello ladies. My name is Albert Hubo, but you can call me "AL night long"
I don't have all of my original hardware, but I am a cunning linguist, if you know what I mean...
"The revenge of the early quantumn physicists has culminated."
"God, does not play dice..God, does not play dice..Goood, doo noot plaaay diicee...*restart*."
"Quick! Put me at the speed of light, I look too fat in this thing."
"Not shown: the Howard Stern-tron model asking strippers to take off their clothes and playing fart clips and the same 10 hacky song parodies."
The new Sony robot, "Eibo"
"I hope my Buzz Lightyear costume wins me an iPod in the Engadget Halloween Costume Contest"
Albert Hubo...
Mandroid Robot Genius.
Mobile Mammography Unit.
"Albert Eistein head missing from Madame Tussauds found. Charges pending."
"Thats right. Pull my finger to enable the jet pack..."
"I said 'UNIFORMLY' not 'UNIFORM' moving reference frames."
Albert who? Mark Twain reanimated to bring "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" to Broadway. Look out "Rent".
There is the odd smell of fermaldehide eminating from the newly redesigned Albert Einstein v.2.0.
"Me love you long time...relitively"
All your bases R belong to us where R=Relitive"
"hey look its the guy that played Yogurt in Space Balls! Nice to meet you sir!"
"what can i get for 2 dollars" ... "anything u want"
"...pure mississippi black snake"
"im sorry about the bomb thing"
"u know latt pac?"..."put han on face"..."mo intensity"
After Albert Eistein's head made off with Bender's new body, He went out for a night on the town...
Looks like Mr. Einstein found his worm hole after all. Time shiftin' dirty ole' man!
Defined the nature of energy and half my damn lights are out, what the hell?
"Whats the point of meeting women if I'm a robot?"
"That's right baby, it's called the 'stinkpalm'".
They defrosted my head only to put me in this piece of shit.
The cybernetics students from Osaka University were delighted with the success of their prank, but the shock of waking in an unfamiliar robot body turned Yanni's hair completely white.
Albert Hubo; half the height, half the brainpower, but pick up skills equal to mass times the speed of light squared.
Kim Lee: "Now that you have managed to time shift into this century, what is the first thing you are going to do"
A. Einstein; "I think i will get myself an Ipod, ive been dying to play with one"
Commissioned to restructure the Korean Police Force, Omni Consumer Products introduces their AL-209 to much fanfare and civilian support.
"WTF?!"
Go, go, Inspector Engadget!
Stand aside ladies, In america, I am called, action jackstein.
Bow to your sinsei. BOW TO YOUR SINSEI!!!
Kill me.
"Finally a body to go with my mind", "your hurting my hand!!!"
"Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law of relativity"
For the Caption Contest:
"Hey don't you know its unfashionable to wear white after Labor Day Genius!"
Mecha Einstein mingles with the ladies before kicking some Asimo.
"What? . . . Where in the hell is Korea?"
"Helloooo Ladies, you know I have been frozen for a long time. . . .WHOA what the F*** happened to my body?!?"
"Believe it or not. . .'E' does not equal what you think . . ."
"I'm on my way to kick Steven Hawking's ass..."
Head! Pants! Now!
Gut day to you, mein name ist albert einstein, I am very gut at maths, U + I = 69 *evilgermanrobotgrin*
Einsteing: Um, what did you say? I may be a genius, but I don't speak Asianese...
"Is that an Atom Bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"And in this picture we se that even geniuses don't make every right decisions"
Caption:
"Albert Einstein regretting his decision to donate his brain to science"
"We will love you long time, Albert!"
#35 made me lol
"Hey baby, whats your symbol of asterological birthdate signifigance?"
Looks like Matt Groening was right, our heads will be back. That means that Nixon's Head could be president again: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/Encyc-44-Richard_Nixons_Head/ the law clearly states no body can be elected more than twice.
"please seed"
"i thought we won the war"
"ho betta have ma moneee"
Dear Alex Dorph:
I will assume your comment was sarcastic. This was a man that posed with his tongue sticking out for the press. I hardly think that he took his image as seriously as you do his.
"Mark Twaiiiin....in the 25th and a half....centuryyyyyyyyy!!!!"