Caption Contest: Albert Hubo humanoid bot thinks he's so smart

We saw a bad photoshop mock-up of this floating around the internets a few days ago, but we didn't think anyone had actually been crazy enough to build it. This humanoid robot named Albert Hubo walks, talks, shows emotions all disembodied Einstein style, and gives us the absolute heebie-jeebies.

Ryan: "That's right 'Steiney. World-changing intellectual, Nobel Prize-winning physicist, head grafted to an immortal robot body, total silver fox. Why, hello miss…"
Paul: "I'm real glad and all that you guys decided bring me back to life after 50 years of peace and quiet, but giving me the body of a 6 year old in a space suit doesn't really win you any points."
Marc: "It's not the robot bod I mind; it's the mullet. Please, someone get me a barber!"
Evan: "Yahoo Serious, older but hardly wiser, reflects upon the evils of typecasting."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

Domo arigato Mr. Hubo-to.

or

All your base are belong to Hubo-to.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

korean robot,why Einstein�s face

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

1. Thank you Mr. Einstein for advancing principles which cause a mutated giant lizard to regularly attack my city.

2. Hi were from the Maruchaun corporation we'd like to talk to you about an endorsement deal.

3. Oil...Can....Oil...Can...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

"Albert has some new parts. He has been designed to destroy all evil. He has be given Mac-intel robotics. WATCH OUT MICROSOFT!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

"hello, im Albert Einstein's head"

Futurama reference? anyone?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

Yeah, but can he turn into a car?

Albertomous Prime: "ALtobots, roll out!!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

Woman on right saying, "If you think Albert's amazing, just wait until you see what we did with Walt Disney back in the Lab!"

Lady on left saying, "It sure is amazing, what about your Elvis?"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

To the Japanese boy(jp2): They've made the robot to commemorate a centennial anniversary of the special theory of relativity. His descendant allowed it.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

"Hey look it is a really wise, old man in space"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

E=mc� or die

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

here's a link BUSH is shaking hands with the robot kk

http://news.naver.com/vod/vod.nhn?mode=LSD&office_id=055&article_id=0000057863§ion_id=105

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

"...I could while away the hours. Conferrin' with the flowers. Consultin' with the rain. And my head, I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain...."

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/ein.html

Note: With the song though, I gotta say, it's even more scarey knowing his brain ended up in Kansas.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM]

Ooooohhhhhhh, the photo with Bush shaking Albert Hubo's hand makes a much better caption contest, really, smart thinking on behalf of engadget though, the number of comments might have crashed the website.

But aw man, it would have been fun..... if I only had a brain.... hehehe.