3-in-1 breakfast maker

It's never difficult to find a gift for college students- they usually live in such squalor that even small gestures can make a big difference. Well here's a good gift-that-keeps-on-giving for helping your child/sibling/friend avoid monotonous cafeteria food or look classy the morning after a random hookup: a full Denny's-style breakfast in the comfort of his/her own room (or in bed for his/her temporary significant other), complete with bacon, eggs and maybe even pancakes, courtesy of the 3-in-1 Breakfast Maker. This $45 micro-kitchen features a small toaster oven covered by a recessed plate that gets hot enough to advertise as a frying pan, attached to a 6-cup coffee maker with a permanant filter that you know will never once get cleaned during the entire lifespan of the product. Keep in mind that the intended receipient really needs one of those mini-fridges to get the most out of the Breakfast Maker, something he/she most likely owns already because you need to keep your beer cold somehow.

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