The RAmos gilded MP3 player

RAmos

For whatever reason dunking our laptops in molten platinum is proving more difficult than getting our first pair of Adidas bronzed, so until we figure a better way to sate our Midas-like obsession, we're forced to buy only what are invariably the most tacky of gaudy of ridiculous consumer electronics. Like the RAmos, for example, a gold-plated number available in sizes up to 2GB. Who cares what it does, man, it's freaking gold.

[Via The MP3 Players]