We've seen candles sportin' LEDs with and without wax, pin-hole cameras, and even powerin' faux-digital clocks. However, the $84 Metaphys hono is the first candle we've seen which actually mimics the real-deal like those robots which will one day replace us. Hold the "match" near the candle to light it or give it a tempestuous blow to snuff it out. And if your Red-packed lungs can only bark-up a feeble waft, the candle will flicker menacingly at your impending doom. Fully rechargeable and fully Japanese.