Whale Tail Automatic Wine Opener

So this is the device you need when everybody's too drunk to open another wine bottle. The Whale Tail Automatic Opener is a battery-powered automatic wine opener that "revolutionizes the uncorking process" (Lennon would be proud) and can perform 50 uncorking duties on one charge of its self-contained batteries. The Whale Tail is available for the low, low price of $59.99 from Good Vibrations After 5.

[Via Book of Joe]

[Foof @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

Lol, couldn't help yourself, huh?

[Gabriel Ortega @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

Is that Vladimir Lenin or John Lennon? :p

[inq @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

Just when every wine producer is moving to screw tops (except the French, of course).

[sha66y @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

i think my wife has the wine opener in her night table drawer?
;-0

[warriorpear @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

new meaning for corkscrew

[J Keilson @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whale+tail
Goodness gracious! Another item inappropriate for the Engadget site! How will I get my gadget news while at work?
Seriously though, if I wanted some stodgy news site, I wouldn't be here. Moreover, I'd have the sense not to be doing at work. (re comments on the iBuzz)

[kenny @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

man, one wonders where people pull designs from...

[CaptainObvious @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

that wine opener looks like a dildo

[slimsergi @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

Why does my girlfriend suddenly want a whale Tale? haha

[slimsergi @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

Does anyone know where to get one of these. I followed the link to the After 5 website and could not find it. There is a cheaper knock off on eBay but not this one...Any suggestions?

And yes...the gf did talk me into it. I need to get her something for Christmas anyways.

[Hiram Mightor @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

Dee-del-dee-del-dee!


(Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law reference...)

[Black Guy @ Dec 19th 2005 1:26AM]

I was the model for the Whale Tail Automatic Wine Opener.