Gift guide: Lincoln Navigator RC truck blasts MP3s

For today's Engadget Holiday Gift Guide suggestion, we'd like to call your attention to the fact that, frankly, kids seem to be a little too tame these days. Which is why we are endorsing the MP3-equipped Lincoln Navigator RC truck as a surefire way to cause a little harmless havoc in any neighborhood. As if rolling down the block blasting 2 Live Crew weren’t enough, the 1:6 scale Navigator is also capable of emitting such annoying sounds as engine revving, screeching brakes, horn, and alarm. The “lean” 30MB capacity means you’ll quickly tire of the Lincoln’s seven-song rotation unless frequent playlist changes are made, but it’s more likely that some local toughs will kick and/or beat the crap out of this thing before it’s had much time on the road anyway. You gotta learn these kids young the ways of life, son. If we were kids this holiday season, this would be the RC car we'd be pining for.

[David @ Dec 23rd 2005 12:41AM]

i was eyeing this at toy r us just 3 hours ago, but they are out of stock

[Ben brenker @ Dec 23rd 2005 12:48AM]

Can I turn the music off and well, you know, drive the truck longer? I can't imagine an mp3 player gives this thing longer battery life...

[Mike @ Dec 23rd 2005 12:57AM]

All that, and it's got spinners!!!

[sean @ Dec 23rd 2005 1:28AM]

What a disgusting symbol of American overconsumtion.

[tr1gunn @ Dec 23rd 2005 3:53AM]

whoa i can see engadget's pictures now. great.

[eskimo @ Dec 23rd 2005 4:16AM]

I wonder how many people will try and up the memory on that thing. Other than me, that is....

[Crampedson @ Dec 23rd 2005 6:44AM]

It'd be a better idea just to buy an el' cheapo 1/6 scale RC car that a lot of stores are selling anyway and whack literally any mp3 player in it. Hmm... about those annoying sounds...

[Jasper @ Dec 23rd 2005 8:21AM]

Finally my gangsta rapper action figures can ride in style! I can't wait to have hack some new sound fx into it...you know, like the sound of a Mac 10 spraying someone's brick rowhouse in West Baltimore.

[CvW @ Dec 23rd 2005 8:53AM]

Actually, Target has/had a RC 1:6 scale Chrysler 300M with to-scale 22's and a hook-up in the truck for an MP3 player (in both black and pearl white)......

[Joe @ Dec 23rd 2005 9:17AM]

Get rid of spam from comment 1. You should prevent people from posting their ebay ads.

[pcbuilderchris @ Dec 23rd 2005 9:26AM]

i dont want spinners i want floaters



theyre just like floater but they dont move until you stop

[BliggityBlack @ Dec 23rd 2005 10:01AM]

Sweet. Can we do drive-bys in this? They should sell a package that includes a cop car so you could do the obligatory high-speed chases...