Hey, waddyaknow, a coffeemaker with lots of useless smarts! Its like the home version of that barista at your neighborhood brew joint with dyed dreadlocks and four undergraduate degrees.
Beyonds stylish chew & spew coffee maker serves up the hot beanwater you need, whenever you need it. It does a great job grinding up them beans and is approximately one bajillion times easier to clean up than other brands comparable machines. (Beyond calls it Smart Mill and Brew, which is awkward, but probably not as awkward as a trademark lawsuit, so whatever.) Were crazy about how easy it is to clean. We dig its huge, blue nightlight screen. We love the way it grinds up the javabeans like nobodys business. Its attractive. Its reliable. Thats all you want in a coffeemaker, right?
Right, and thats why youll never get a job designing coffeemakers. Because those positions go to the kind of freely-associative weirdos who would equip this already-perfect mudchugger with a wireless and useless Connected Appliance networking gimmick. Fabulous! Now if only someone would put tank treads on our cheeseburgers, or a fold-out corkscrew on the Bible!
Who cares if you cant take advantage of its smart features? If you wanted needless cleverness with your coffee, youd start going to poetry slams. Ignore this glorified waterboilers superfluous bells and whistles and just guzzle its delicious excretions.
Warranty: 1 year
Features:
* Contemporary stainless steel and black styling
* 10-cup capacity
* LCD with bright blue backlight
* Built in Grind and Brew feature
* Beyond Connected Appliance communication via the SANI Wireless Network Interface
* Features a simple point-and-click web interface
* Program recovery feature in case of power outage
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Gene @ Dec 30th 2005 1:15PM
How about a wireless networked coffee pot -- no kiding!
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Hey, waddyaknow, a coffeemaker with lots of useless smarts! Its like the home version of that barista at your neighborhood brew joint with dyed dreadlocks and four undergraduate degrees.
Beyonds stylish chew & spew coffee maker serves up the hot beanwater you need, whenever you need it. It does a great job grinding up them beans and is approximately one bajillion times easier to clean up than other brands comparable machines. (Beyond calls it Smart Mill and Brew, which is awkward, but probably not as awkward as a trademark lawsuit, so whatever.) Were crazy about how easy it is to clean. We dig its huge, blue nightlight screen. We love the way it grinds up the javabeans like nobodys business. Its attractive. Its reliable. Thats all you want in a coffeemaker, right?
Right, and thats why youll never get a job designing coffeemakers. Because those positions go to the kind of freely-associative weirdos who would equip this already-perfect mudchugger with a wireless and useless Connected Appliance networking gimmick. Fabulous! Now if only someone would put tank treads on our cheeseburgers, or a fold-out corkscrew on the Bible!
Who cares if you cant take advantage of its smart features? If you wanted needless cleverness with your coffee, youd start going to poetry slams. Ignore this glorified waterboilers superfluous bells and whistles and just guzzle its delicious excretions.
Warranty: 1 year
Features:
* Contemporary stainless steel and black styling
* 10-cup capacity
* LCD with bright blue backlight
* Built in Grind and Brew feature
* Beyond Connected Appliance communication via the SANI Wireless Network Interface
* Features a simple point-and-click web interface
* Program recovery feature in case of power outage
* Time of day and week set automatically