We're starting to
think our usual method of monetary conveyance -- affixing a few postal stamps to a wad of hundies -- might not be as
secure as we once thought, since some postal workers in Lyons, Colorado, have been outed for swiping rented Netflix DVDs enroute to their final legal destination. Steve
Swasey of Netflix said that it is a rare occurrence for the bright red rentals to go missing like this, but there were
503 movies missing by the time they got an investigation underway, which seems like it might have raised a few more
eyebrows a bit sooner. Let's just hope they get this figured out before we order us up a bit of "The Ten
Commandments" because when we need us a Heston fix, we need it fast.