You know, when you've
gotta go, you've gotta go -- and when you've gotta dock, you've gotta dock. We can only hope the roll can be set to
turn up the volume or something of the sort; still, do you really want to be sullying your device this way?
I am absolutely browbeaten by all the stupid iPod accessories hitting the market these days. This one clinches it.
*bullhorn*
PEOPLE OF EARTH! YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE MUSIC WITH YOU EVERYWHERE YOU GO! SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY LIFE! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO INSULATE YOURSELF IN A BUBBLE MADE OF KELLY CLARKSON MP3's!
you unplug your headphones (playback stops), you dock your ipod, and 3 seconds after you sit down on the seat, the ipod resumes playback, and the dock (which can be modified to work like the RSS feed TP printer) starting printing the lyrics on the TP.
damn, I should get a patent. and knowing the USPTO, I just might get it.
So I guess I shouldn't leave my LifeDrive laying on the toilet tank when I'm "doing my business". The LifeDrive has a built-in speaker; perfect for the bathroom. ;-)
I can't tell you how many times I've wished I could sing along to "Should I Stay or Should I Go" while on the pot. And they say things were better in the old days...
i actualy think its a great idea. i dunno about the rest of you, but i get amazingly relaxed wen im doin my number 2's, and it wud b nice 2 b able 2 just sit on the toilet 4 half an hour, doin my buisness, readin a book, and listenin 2 sum cool music. plus, it makes a hell of a conversation piece if a guest ever needs 2 use the bathroom!
These Apple accesories have gone to far. I love the iPod, but what is the point of a dock? They give you a cable to connect to a computer and you can buy another cable to connect to your stereo for $6. This makes no sense to me.
This needs to be installed in public restrooms with a one of those plastic covers e.g., the keyboard covers to keep whatever from spillage.. This provides an appropriate public location to pay Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries as loud as possible.
Hehehehhe, all they have to do now is combine it with the RSS printing loo-roll you featured a while back, and you could stay on the toilet for days!! ;-)
No, it wasn't a joke, it was a student design project 2 years ago by a friend of mine. Not a fantastic project mind you, but no one else had done it at the time...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
o0adam0o @ Jan 12th 2006 11:10AM
Ewwwww! can someone say "unsanitary"???
sean @ Jan 12th 2006 11:12AM
LMAO! i was watching tv at the sametime and was staring at half of the picture for like a minute. I then finally scrolled down to see the big deal
aural @ Jan 12th 2006 11:13AM
awesome - i've always wanted a new and inventive way to spread fecal fungiform onto my iPod. nooch
arsblog @ Jan 12th 2006 11:30AM
A guy going "number 1" from a standing postition can put microdroplets of urine on anything within a six-foot radius of the bowl...ew.
TheWakeUpCall @ Jan 12th 2006 11:31AM
Erm, no, just no...
DAN @ Jan 12th 2006 11:32AM
Ladies & Gentelmen,
The iPood
Ryan @ Jan 12th 2006 11:33AM
Hey, they came out with jeans for your iPod, so I am not surprised by this stuff anymore.
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http://www.cybernetnews.com
LordJezo @ Jan 12th 2006 11:44AM
I can't wait for Apple to competely re-do their iPod dock connectors like they did when they ditched the firewire port.
Peple will have to upgrade their bathrooms because their toilet paper holders are out of date.
Bah.
Grant @ Jan 12th 2006 11:49AM
I am absolutely browbeaten by all the stupid iPod accessories hitting the market these days. This one clinches it.
*bullhorn*
PEOPLE OF EARTH! YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE MUSIC WITH YOU EVERYWHERE YOU GO! SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY LIFE! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO INSULATE YOURSELF IN A BUBBLE MADE OF KELLY CLARKSON MP3's!
/bullhorn off
earlmale @ Jan 12th 2006 12:14PM
wow! now i can Ipoo or Ipee. i'd much rather play with my Ipod than stare @ my pooPOD as i flush it down...
o0adam0o @ Jan 12th 2006 12:44PM
I think #4 has his on order...hes the only one defending it.
Not everyone goes in a bathroom and touches/scrolls everything around them like if it was a CLICK WHEEL.
Chris @ Jan 12th 2006 12:52PM
Perssonally, I like to read when I'm sittin on the pot.
Kiryen @ Jan 12th 2006 1:31PM
toilet karaoke, it could work, just think of it:
you unplug your headphones (playback stops), you dock your ipod, and 3 seconds after you sit down on the seat, the ipod resumes playback, and the dock (which can be modified to work like the RSS feed TP printer) starting printing the lyrics on the TP.
damn, I should get a patent. and knowing the USPTO, I just might get it.
Galley @ Jan 12th 2006 1:33PM
So I guess I shouldn't leave my LifeDrive laying on the toilet tank when I'm "doing my business". The LifeDrive has a built-in speaker; perfect for the bathroom. ;-)
Justin McHenry @ Jan 12th 2006 2:28PM
I can't tell you how many times I've wished I could sing along to "Should I Stay or Should I Go" while on the pot. And they say things were better in the old days...
defender @ Jan 12th 2006 2:37PM
i actualy think its a great idea. i dunno about the rest of you, but i get amazingly relaxed wen im doin my number 2's, and it wud b nice 2 b able 2 just sit on the toilet 4 half an hour, doin my buisness, readin a book, and listenin 2 sum cool music. plus, it makes a hell of a conversation piece if a guest ever needs 2 use the bathroom!
Keith @ Jan 12th 2006 2:45PM
oh come off it people. We all know that yoiu grab that iPod when you head off tot the john to watch rocketboom or "whatever."
Don't pretend your not.
earlmale @ Jan 12th 2006 3:01PM
think of the hemorrhoid class action suit implications!
stephen @ Jan 12th 2006 3:26PM
the should call it the iShit! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
snowglyder @ Jan 12th 2006 5:20PM
AWESOME!!! Now I finally have a reason to wear this shirt!!
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=456
jfuzz @ Jan 12th 2006 10:54PM
These Apple accesories have gone to far. I love the iPod, but what is the point of a dock? They give you a cable to connect to a computer and you can buy another cable to connect to your stereo for $6. This makes no sense to me.
bippy @ Jan 12th 2006 11:01PM
what's the crux?
it's just a playlist...
N. @ Jan 13th 2006 3:23AM
This needs to be installed in public restrooms with a one of those plastic covers e.g., the keyboard covers to keep whatever from spillage.. This provides an appropriate public location to pay Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries as loud as possible.
Ben Mullinger @ Jan 13th 2006 6:35AM
Hehehehhe, all they have to do now is combine it with the RSS printing loo-roll you featured a while back, and you could stay on the toilet for days!! ;-)
Folkestone Gerald @ Jan 16th 2006 6:09AM
The rss toilet paper was a joke.
Cris @ Jan 17th 2006 1:01PM
No, it wasn't a joke, it was a student design project 2 years ago by a friend of mine. Not a fantastic project mind you, but no one else had done it at the time...