Caption contest: Ask Advatar!
By Ryan Block 
posted January 20th 2006 12:38PM
posted January 20th 2006 12:38PM
Ryan: "The doctor is... IN"
Evan: "You are here...no, here...no, here...."
Thomas: "Jack La Lanne in the 21st century"
[Via The Red Ferret]
"This is the strangest urinal I've ever used!" - Thats it :D
"No, I do not serve curry."
"Now... where's that giant beer bottle?"
"Cows rejoice... There is a new tipping challenge!"
Excuse me, but can you help me find what was left of my dignity... I am sure I had some this morning.
So tell me, how long have you had this excessive jogging disorder?
Ask Advatar, Wizard of the Modern Oz!
"What do you mean 'is my oscyloscope any good' ?"
Living in a carboard-segway box....homelessness 2006. Gadget Style!
So, who wants to ask this guy to explain the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?
"Mobile Kwik-E-Marts, coming to a high street near you!"
(I wouldn't like to try that thing with a trailing wind)
Warning! Will Robinsion.
A modern day Pied Piper (with slighly evil grin), leading unsuspecting children to the Disney Store. Not far behind - a panic-filled crowd of parents, pleading "No Timmy, don't go thru the door!" while frantically looking for available cash and/or credit cards in their purses and pockets.
What won't corporations do these days to improve their stock price??
Mobile phone (with booth). For those of you who remember phone booths. Or, "Next Window, Please."
"When they said company transportation and a corner office with a view, I thought I was getting a sweet deal."
I've since given up on that "yogging" fad
"What?! I gotta pay off and write-off this damn Segway somehow..."
Dean Kamen Introduces the next generation Segway.
"I'm almost there baby! Add some headlights and brake lights, and the DMV will let me take this puppy on the fricking highway!"
Just watch out for the Segway "lemonade" stand. The supply of "lemonade" is highly suspect.
"Hey ladies, I'm not wearing pants!"
"Hi, my name is Gob Bluth."
Concession stand for the fleeing mob you could never market to.
Wow, the segway really has changed the world in which we live....we are much gayer now.
"Cpt. Pike, Please respond once for yes and twice for no".
My question:
Why does the poridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
Jimmy wore a helmet back in little league football... now the helmet wears him.
Captions log Star date 3206.4, The Andriod code name "Data" prototype has commense testing in our holo deck showing promising results.
"Think I look funny..??? watch out for my office on the float behind"
It's the new Porta-Potty... literally.
This guy can pee and cruise at the same time!
How efficient is that?
Maybe they make a sitting version.
Honey, agreeing to ad placement for cash on our Segway isn't working out as well as it did for the car.
Kisses $1
"I'm a gonna eat you!"
"This is the strangest urinal I've ever used!"
And that is when Lucy decided she needed a better business plan...
"After the horrible incident, police are still in search of the back portion of the bus, mysteriously the driver still repeatidly mumbles about predestination, otherwise known as the twilight zone"
I'm with stupid.
Finally! The iPod shuffle dissected!
"Dammit Gob, I told you we not to leave the banana stand!"
"Aw, crap...I lost the back of the bus again."
"If they're this nerdy at San Jose State, I'd hate to see what Stanford's doing..."
-Taylor
That's right officer, the little punks said they thought it was a mobile dunking booth...
Is it just me, but I read that as 'Ask a deviator'?
How do you like my giant mobile yogurt smoothie bottle? Flavor? Banana.
I'm not only the president of the Stupid Marketing Association, I'm also a client!
"stickers make me go faster! Hello? Paul Walker?"
Crap, I'll bet they're going to use that picture for another stupid caption contest
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Aging gyros and hokey paneling are no match for a good cross-wind, kid!
(Apologies to Han Solo)
"Have you seen my baseball?"
"Franks and Beans!!!!"