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We know it's been a while since we've run one, but you've got to love a Segway-based mobile info booth.

Ryan: "The doctor is... IN"
Evan: "You are here...no, here...no, here...."
Thomas: "Jack La Lanne in the 21st century"

[Via The Red Ferret]

[Mark @ Jan 20th 2006 12:42PM]

"No, I do not serve curry."

[Jack Cheng @ Jan 20th 2006 12:43PM]

"Now... where's that giant beer bottle?"

[Joseph Cooleth @ Jan 20th 2006 12:45PM]

"Cows rejoice... There is a new tipping challenge!"

[jc @ Jan 20th 2006 12:45PM]

Excuse me, but can you help me find what was left of my dignity... I am sure I had some this morning.

[Tom @ Jan 20th 2006 12:45PM]

So tell me, how long have you had this excessive jogging disorder?

[PGloerse @ Jan 20th 2006 12:52PM]

Ask Advatar, Wizard of the Modern Oz!

[martim @ Jan 20th 2006 12:56PM]

"What do you mean 'is my oscyloscope any good' ?"

[TonyTK @ Jan 20th 2006 1:01PM]

Living in a carboard-segway box....homelessness 2006. Gadget Style!

[Jason @ Jan 20th 2006 1:02PM]

So, who wants to ask this guy to explain the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?

[Si @ Jan 20th 2006 1:03PM]

"Mobile Kwik-E-Marts, coming to a high street near you!"

(I wouldn't like to try that thing with a trailing wind)

[Tom @ Jan 20th 2006 1:06PM]

Warning! Will Robinsion.

[Bee @ Jan 20th 2006 1:06PM]

A modern day Pied Piper (with slighly evil grin), leading unsuspecting children to the Disney Store. Not far behind - a panic-filled crowd of parents, pleading "No Timmy, don't go thru the door!" while frantically looking for available cash and/or credit cards in their purses and pockets.

What won't corporations do these days to improve their stock price??

[SH @ Jan 20th 2006 1:10PM]

Mobile phone (with booth). For those of you who remember phone booths. Or, "Next Window, Please."

[Kris Burbidge @ Jan 20th 2006 1:12PM]

"When they said company transportation and a corner office with a view, I thought I was getting a sweet deal."

[Alan @ Jan 20th 2006 1:12PM]

I've since given up on that "yogging" fad

[Bee @ Jan 20th 2006 1:16PM]

"What?! I gotta pay off and write-off this damn Segway somehow..."

[John Doe @ Jan 20th 2006 1:18PM]

Dean Kamen Introduces the next generation Segway.

[Bee @ Jan 20th 2006 1:22PM]

"I'm almost there baby! Add some headlights and brake lights, and the DMV will let me take this puppy on the fricking highway!"

[David @ Jan 20th 2006 1:23PM]

Just watch out for the Segway "lemonade" stand. The supply of "lemonade" is highly suspect.

[wiseguy @ Jan 20th 2006 1:24PM]

"Hey ladies, I'm not wearing pants!"

[Liz Newcomb @ Jan 20th 2006 1:25PM]

"Hi, my name is Gob Bluth."

[iptydafu @ Jan 20th 2006 1:26PM]

Concession stand for the fleeing mob you could never market to.

[pspimp @ Jan 20th 2006 1:27PM]

Wow, the segway really has changed the world in which we live....we are much gayer now.

[D-man @ Jan 20th 2006 1:27PM]

"Cpt. Pike, Please respond once for yes and twice for no".

[strider_mt2k @ Jan 20th 2006 1:28PM]

My question:

Why does the poridge bird lay his eggs in the air?

[Asher69 @ Jan 20th 2006 1:28PM]

Jimmy wore a helmet back in little league football... now the helmet wears him.

[Rocket Punch @ Jan 20th 2006 1:36PM]

Captions log Star date 3206.4, The Andriod code name "Data" prototype has commense testing in our holo deck showing promising results.

[dp @ Jan 20th 2006 1:41PM]

"Think I look funny..??? watch out for my office on the float behind"

[ASanJuan @ Jan 20th 2006 1:41PM]

It's the new Porta-Potty... literally.
This guy can pee and cruise at the same time!
How efficient is that?
Maybe they make a sitting version.

[BK @ Jan 20th 2006 1:45PM]

Honey, agreeing to ad placement for cash on our Segway isn't working out as well as it did for the car.

[Scott @ Jan 20th 2006 1:51PM]

Kisses $1

[Geoff @ Jan 20th 2006 1:59PM]

"I'm a gonna eat you!"

[R. Otlavan @ Jan 20th 2006 2:02PM]

"This is the strangest urinal I've ever used!"

[Jack G @ Jan 20th 2006 2:03PM]

And that is when Lucy decided she needed a better business plan...

[Matthew @ Jan 20th 2006 2:06PM]

"After the horrible incident, police are still in search of the back portion of the bus, mysteriously the driver still repeatidly mumbles about predestination, otherwise known as the twilight zone"

[Gil @ Jan 20th 2006 2:16PM]

I'm with stupid.

[Tom @ Jan 20th 2006 2:17PM]

Finally! The iPod shuffle dissected!

[Grant @ Jan 20th 2006 2:21PM]

"Dammit Gob, I told you we not to leave the banana stand!"

[Wes @ Jan 20th 2006 2:21PM]

"Aw, crap...I lost the back of the bus again."

[Taylor Alexander @ Jan 20th 2006 2:26PM]

"If they're this nerdy at San Jose State, I'd hate to see what Stanford's doing..."
-Taylor

[Mr. Negative @ Jan 20th 2006 2:26PM]

That's right officer, the little punks said they thought it was a mobile dunking booth...

[J @ Jan 20th 2006 2:30PM]

Is it just me, but I read that as 'Ask a deviator'?

[Sean Seibel @ Jan 20th 2006 2:31PM]

How do you like my giant mobile yogurt smoothie bottle? Flavor? Banana.

[John Stracke @ Jan 20th 2006 2:36PM]

I'm not only the president of the Stupid Marketing Association, I'm also a client!

[jmycknshk @ Jan 20th 2006 2:40PM]

"stickers make me go faster! Hello? Paul Walker?"

[doyouflip @ Jan 20th 2006 2:45PM]

Crap, I'll bet they're going to use that picture for another stupid caption contest

[Joe Hinder @ Jan 20th 2006 2:48PM]

Advatard

[AgingGeek @ Jan 20th 2006 2:50PM]

Aging gyros and hokey paneling are no match for a good cross-wind, kid!

(Apologies to Han Solo)

[RobG @ Jan 20th 2006 2:51PM]

"Have you seen my baseball?"

"Franks and Beans!!!!"

[Joe Hinder @ Jan 20th 2006 2:54PM]

A glimpse at the new Pedofile Assault Vehicle