Caption contest: the beer server
By Ryan Block 
posted Feb 10th 2006 4:52PM
posted Feb 10th 2006 4:52PM
Ryan: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm going to have to cut you off."
Paul: "You're going to need quite a bit of Java to combat that hangover"
Peter: "I have one mission: To find Sarah Connor and get her totally wasted." or "Sun Microbrewsystems"
Marc: "So this is Sun's new liquid-cooled computer!"
Evan: "I don't get it- do we use roofies or a virus to steal it?"
[Via gadgetblog.it]
Dell has one of these, too. Only problem is, they only support Milwaukee's Best.
Wow, those Admins have really been putting in the hours since that new system arrived.
Here comes the Sun, and I say, "it's all right!"
After retiring, Deep Blue became a party machine.
Who says JAVA needs a huge bytecode interpreter? This tiny and portable machine does both JAVA and java.
SUNS homebrew system
Sun Competency, lost at the bottom of the cup!
Holy crap!!!! This guy is my uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mmmmmm ... magma.
Sun Ale Server running OS 80 (proof). Up to three kegs of RAID (Red Ale Is Desired). Optionally available with open-source STOUT (Service To Overworked, Underpaid Techies). Proptietary firewall NDA7i (No Downloads After 7th Inning).
Welcome to McNeely's. May I take your order?
Marc's caption FTW.
who brought the microchips?
Now serving "128-bit Ale" and "64-bit Lager".
"Brew Masters replace IT personel at Sun Microsystems: Male Emplyees Rejoyce"
Able to process 50 Teraflops per second and brew one bad a$$ beer at the same time............................................Can your Dell do this? The new SUN DEEP BREW!
Okay.. time to wipe the dust off my SGI frige...
http://home.planet.nl/~mourits/koelkast/
Tired of loosing top level developers to it's competition, Sun Microsystems introdues a new employee perk program.
It's obviously fairly new--the two taps point to it being dual-core.
"That's the only way to keep my beer cool under the Sun..."
Sun and Corona Beer finally unveil their top secret joint project.
"Did you hear about Sun's new processor? I heard it does 5.5 Gigaliters!"
Good Bye Starbucks Coffee.
Hello Sun Java.
The other side is a glory hole
must be serving espresso stout.
either that or the machine is benchmarked in tera-hops
Meanwhile in Redmond... "We can't release Vista until we add beer functionality. Must remain competitive... Someone find out what would it cost me to buy Anheisser-Bush!"
Finally, something good comes out of a non-Mac computer!
Next on Behind the Music
Transformers: Where are they now?
Now capable of getting you drunk enough to understand java.
Sun Microsystems unleashes new marketing campaign: "Software on tap, free as in beer."
If you thought memory leaks were bad...
What the...Hey Charlie, someone stole the coolant out of this ser ver again.
Sun Microsystems- We tap more then network ass.
Unfortunatley for bob, the white collar, wine glasses and high tech server were not enough to disguise his blue collar beer drinking self.
Well, I thought it was a freezer and Clive said it was an air conditioner, but we couldn't figure out how the hell to hook it up and I sure as hell wasn't going to bring it back to the office, so I made this out of it.
Get served by a tall cool server.
Employee 1: You alright man?
Employee 2: Yeah, I was just puking in the toilet.
Employee 1: You still don't look too good.
Employee 2: Maybe I better re-boot.
Would you like bugs in your beer too?
Sun's latest way to make you say yes to a $30,000 dollar pile of crap.
This is what happens when you let the junior techs hook up a server.
When Sun introduced their new liquid cooling process some people were skeptable..septicable..sce..sce..sce..SKEPTICAL!!!
Sun Microsystems: We're the dot in five-dot-six percent.
Enjoy Some Sun the rest are just Shlitz
I hear the door to the hot chicks room is on the back.
- Foget Gigaflops...this thangs runnin' GigaHOPS...
- Sun Microsystems attempts to increase friday afternoon employee attendance. Success!
Attendance up 33%
Productivity down 45%
- One can finally see why Intel changed their slogan. After THIS machine debued, having an "Intel Inside" just wasn't very impressive anymore..."
only a geek would wear a t-shirt over a polo shirt...
SunLight. The Solar System's Light Beer.
Homer Simpson: "Computers can do that?!"
Is Sun ripping off Digital?
http://toyvax.glendale.ca.us/~vance/vaxbar.html
"Finally!! A real man's computer!"
Sun Microsystems share price rose three points today following the announcement of a plan to drain excess cooling fluid from large servers while at the same time reducing redundancy payouts.
So that's the new Revolution controller!
Two taps and five glasses; who wrote the scalability and redundancy algorithms? Add more nodes to the cluster Scotty.
Working in IT has it's benefits....
Niagara: we put the throughput in throughput computing.
I hear this is what apple uses at their annual beer bashes on the cupertino and austin campuses.
Must be deployed in England, because that beer is going to be pretty warm coming out.
Sun Microbrew Systems:
Now with Solaris Summer Ale.
DANGIT!!! My Compy's leaking AGAIN!!!
Rendering Beer . . .
(This may take a few minutes.)
I saw whiskey pc , and then beer trap pc and now beer server.. all great things.
I saw whiskey pc , and then beer trap pc and now beer server.. all great things.
That's a nice server but I still prefer mine in a Hooters' t shirt.
Man, can you imagine a beowulf cluster of those?
so, this is what you can do with linux...
We have some mini-keg...err blade machines in the CS dpt.
1) If you can't make the computers faster, make the users slower.
2) Sun's JavaKeg libation heating system: American Techology, British Beer Temperature
3) dd if=/dev/tap of=/dev/glass
4) "Version 2.0 includes a urinal."
Sure beats Java.
Wow this guy really knows how to drink outside the box...
while (blood_alcohol_level
"Hey Guys, lets keep drinking till she dual boots OS X and Vista"
A> *** SYSTEM ERROR*** # -031B
Water detected in Drive A:
Standbye while water is drained.....
Spin dry cycle starting
System OK now.... you may proceed.
The beer is free, but it is flat.
Roberto was a humble man of humble beginnings, but was a very capable individual. Rising his way to the top of the IT department for a medium-sized data-processing center, he realized that he needed to motivate his juniors to achieve the Nirvana of server infrastructure management: 100% server uptime. He knew but one way to realize this haunting goal...
In reference to 'Sun'
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"Welcome new horizons..."
Coolest brew under the sun.
The first true "micro"-brewery complete with server.
Coolest beer under the Sun!
"Sun Bets On New Brew For Success"
"Sun Hopes To Guzzle Success"
"Sun Ferments New Business Model"
"New Server Installation Delayed"
"National Fraternity Selects Sun Servers"
"Sun Tapped By Coors For Server Upgrade"
"Dude, you're getting a hangover..."
Slight revision of previous:
"Coors Taps Sun For Server Upgrade"
New ones:
"Sun Gives Good Head"
"No sir, I haven't seen the SOX auditors since they went into the data center."
"There are many advantages to off-shore development."
"Sun Sponsors University Program"
"Error #509: Bandwidth Exceeded. The server is temporarily unable to service your request."
When I used to work at Sun, one of their buildings had a JavaServer. It was a big Sun Refridgerator box like this but it had a built in coffee maker instead. Get it? JavaServer? Hur Hur.
True story.
"PC Load Letter?? WTF does that mean!?"
Now this is what I call a "network server! Does it have a USBeer port?"
Sun hopes the their network system will help them "tap" the unsatisfied server/bartender market.
Sun: We're the DT in DeTox.
When they said they were brewing up something new, they really meant it.
"probably the best server in the world" !
SunCarlsburg.
The real reason the earth revolves around the Sun.
Nice to see the R&D boys have finally decided to take a RISC.
or
You just have to know when to say Stop-A!
The Sun downer, a great way to recoup your investment, boost attendance and morale.
FTP=All drinks are on me!
Sun Microsystems, helping geeks & nerds get laid since 1994.
But is it “grep black | tan > frosty.mug” or “tail tan | black >> frosty.mug”? Maybe someone could write me a shell script….
Sun's new tag line:
"Screw open source, it's all about open bar!"
Is there a syntax on alchohol in this state?
The Country Club Time Clock is dubbed Glub Dubb Dublin St. Paddy's Day Guzzle Time to do more chores and leave thru the door promptly at : FOUR ! FORE !
Sun Machine" IF you pick the right handle, you will enjoy a great tasting beer!, if you pick the wrong handle"YOU WILL DIE!, have a nice day thanks for choosing SUN BEER!"
First came Milk in a Carton, then Wine in a Box, now comes Beer in a Bunker!
Himmler Brothers presents their all new 2006 2 ton beer dispenser "GRAF LAGERMEISTER"
(Lederhosen not included)
First came Milk in a Carton, then Wine in a Box, now comes Beer in a Bunker!
Himmler Brothers presents their all new 2006 2 ton beer dispenser "GRAF LAGERMEISTER"
(Lederhosen not included)