Caption contest: the beer server

Ryan: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm going to have to cut you off."
Paul: "You're going to need quite a bit of Java to combat that hangover"
Peter: "I have one mission: To find Sarah Connor and get her totally wasted." or "Sun Microbrewsystems"
Marc: "So this is Sun's new liquid-cooled computer!"
Evan: "I don't get it- do we use roofies or a virus to steal it?"
[Via gadgetblog.it]


















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Keith @ Feb 10th 2006 5:07PM
Dell has one of these, too. Only problem is, they only support Milwaukee's Best.
Mike @ Feb 10th 2006 5:08PM
Wow, those Admins have really been putting in the hours since that new system arrived.
SH @ Feb 10th 2006 5:09PM
Here comes the Sun, and I say, "it's all right!"
Hunter @ Feb 10th 2006 5:12PM
After retiring, Deep Blue became a party machine.
KineticFlow @ Feb 10th 2006 5:15PM
Who says JAVA needs a huge bytecode interpreter? This tiny and portable machine does both JAVA and java.
James @ Feb 10th 2006 5:15PM
SUNS homebrew system
Jay @ Feb 10th 2006 5:15PM
Sun Competency, lost at the bottom of the cup!
Timothy Burke @ Feb 10th 2006 5:16PM
Holy crap!!!! This guy is my uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christy @ Feb 10th 2006 5:18PM
Mmmmmm ... magma.
SH @ Feb 10th 2006 5:19PM
Sun Ale Server running OS 80 (proof). Up to three kegs of RAID (Red Ale Is Desired). Optionally available with open-source STOUT (Service To Overworked, Underpaid Techies). Proptietary firewall NDA7i (No Downloads After 7th Inning).
Welcome to McNeely's. May I take your order?
Samuel McConnell @ Feb 10th 2006 5:32PM
Marc's caption FTW.
Brian @ Feb 10th 2006 5:32PM
who brought the microchips?
SideSwipe @ Feb 10th 2006 5:32PM
Now serving "128-bit Ale" and "64-bit Lager".
Chris B @ Feb 10th 2006 5:33PM
"Brew Masters replace IT personel at Sun Microsystems: Male Emplyees Rejoyce"
dslay04 @ Feb 10th 2006 5:35PM
Able to process 50 Teraflops per second and brew one bad a$$ beer at the same time............................................Can your Dell do this? The new SUN DEEP BREW!
Yong @ Feb 10th 2006 5:39PM
Okay.. time to wipe the dust off my SGI frige...
http://home.planet.nl/~mourits/koelkast/
evlfred @ Feb 10th 2006 5:42PM
Tired of loosing top level developers to it's competition, Sun Microsystems introdues a new employee perk program.
Rob @ Feb 10th 2006 5:43PM
It's obviously fairly new--the two taps point to it being dual-core.
Pigeon @ Feb 10th 2006 5:44PM
"That's the only way to keep my beer cool under the Sun..."
Uy Tran @ Feb 10th 2006 5:48PM
Sun and Corona Beer finally unveil their top secret joint project.
Jack @ Feb 10th 2006 5:48PM
"Did you hear about Sun's new processor? I heard it does 5.5 Gigaliters!"
Excuse me for my terrible grammar @ Feb 10th 2006 5:52PM
Good Bye Starbucks Coffee.
Hello Sun Java.
Steve @ Feb 10th 2006 6:03PM
The other side is a glory hole
robin @ Feb 10th 2006 6:08PM
must be serving espresso stout.
either that or the machine is benchmarked in tera-hops
Scott @ Feb 10th 2006 6:14PM
Meanwhile in Redmond... "We can't release Vista until we add beer functionality. Must remain competitive... Someone find out what would it cost me to buy Anheisser-Bush!"
Sean @ Feb 10th 2006 6:14PM
Finally, something good comes out of a non-Mac computer!
ScottE @ Feb 10th 2006 6:19PM
Next on Behind the Music
Transformers: Where are they now?
kirbycope @ Feb 10th 2006 6:24PM
Now capable of getting you drunk enough to understand java.
Brendan Curran @ Feb 10th 2006 6:27PM
Sun Microsystems unleashes new marketing campaign: "Software on tap, free as in beer."
Ryan Gardner @ Feb 10th 2006 6:30PM
If you thought memory leaks were bad...
Cliffy @ Feb 10th 2006 6:37PM
What the...Hey Charlie, someone stole the coolant out of this ser ver again.
TJ @ Feb 10th 2006 6:40PM
Sun Microsystems- We tap more then network ass.
alienshards @ Feb 10th 2006 6:50PM
Unfortunatley for bob, the white collar, wine glasses and high tech server were not enough to disguise his blue collar beer drinking self.
gillsans @ Feb 10th 2006 6:57PM
Well, I thought it was a freezer and Clive said it was an air conditioner, but we couldn't figure out how the hell to hook it up and I sure as hell wasn't going to bring it back to the office, so I made this out of it.
Geoff @ Feb 10th 2006 6:58PM
Get served by a tall cool server.
Harold @ Feb 10th 2006 7:04PM
Employee 1: You alright man?
Employee 2: Yeah, I was just puking in the toilet.
Employee 1: You still don't look too good.
Employee 2: Maybe I better re-boot.
Matt @ Feb 10th 2006 7:06PM
Would you like bugs in your beer too?
Joe Sixpack @ Feb 10th 2006 7:09PM
Sun's latest way to make you say yes to a $30,000 dollar pile of crap.
Synthaxx R-or @ Feb 10th 2006 7:22PM
This is what happens when you let the junior techs hook up a server.
Mr. Negative @ Feb 10th 2006 7:33PM
When Sun introduced their new liquid cooling process some people were skeptable..septicable..sce..sce..sce..SKEPTICAL!!!
PCM2 @ Feb 10th 2006 7:34PM
Sun Microsystems: We're the dot in five-dot-six percent.
Joey @ Feb 10th 2006 7:41PM
Enjoy Some Sun the rest are just Shlitz
brian @ Feb 10th 2006 7:42PM
I hear the door to the hot chicks room is on the back.
OddManOut @ Feb 10th 2006 7:48PM
- Foget Gigaflops...this thangs runnin' GigaHOPS...
- Sun Microsystems attempts to increase friday afternoon employee attendance. Success!
Attendance up 33%
Productivity down 45%
- One can finally see why Intel changed their slogan. After THIS machine debued, having an "Intel Inside" just wasn't very impressive anymore..."
Kennie @ Feb 10th 2006 7:52PM
only a geek would wear a t-shirt over a polo shirt...
Tim Buckingham @ Feb 10th 2006 8:02PM
SunLight. The Solar System's Light Beer.
Gerald J. Normandin Jr. @ Feb 10th 2006 8:08PM
Homer Simpson: "Computers can do that?!"
Sean @ Feb 10th 2006 8:10PM
Is Sun ripping off Digital?
http://toyvax.glendale.ca.us/~vance/vaxbar.html
Chris @ Feb 10th 2006 8:28PM
"Finally!! A real man's computer!"
Josh @ Feb 10th 2006 8:34PM
Sun Microsystems share price rose three points today following the announcement of a plan to drain excess cooling fluid from large servers while at the same time reducing redundancy payouts.