Caption contest: the beer server
By Ryan Block 
posted February 10th 2006 4:52PM
posted February 10th 2006 4:52PM
Ryan: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm going to have to cut you off."
Paul: "You're going to need quite a bit of Java to combat that hangover"
Peter: "I have one mission: To find Sarah Connor and get her totally wasted." or "Sun Microbrewsystems"
Marc: "So this is Sun's new liquid-cooled computer!"
Evan: "I don't get it- do we use roofies or a virus to steal it?"
[Via gadgetblog.it]
So that's the new Revolution controller!
Two taps and five glasses; who wrote the scalability and redundancy algorithms? Add more nodes to the cluster Scotty.
Working in IT has it's benefits....
Niagara: we put the throughput in throughput computing.
I hear this is what apple uses at their annual beer bashes on the cupertino and austin campuses.
Must be deployed in England, because that beer is going to be pretty warm coming out.
Sun Microbrew Systems:
Now with Solaris Summer Ale.
DANGIT!!! My Compy's leaking AGAIN!!!
Rendering Beer . . .
(This may take a few minutes.)
I saw whiskey pc , and then beer trap pc and now beer server.. all great things.
I saw whiskey pc , and then beer trap pc and now beer server.. all great things.
That's a nice server but I still prefer mine in a Hooters' t shirt.
Man, can you imagine a beowulf cluster of those?
so, this is what you can do with linux...
We have some mini-keg...err blade machines in the CS dpt.
1) If you can't make the computers faster, make the users slower.
2) Sun's JavaKeg libation heating system: American Techology, British Beer Temperature
3) dd if=/dev/tap of=/dev/glass
4) "Version 2.0 includes a urinal."
Sure beats Java.
Wow this guy really knows how to drink outside the box...
while (blood_alcohol_level
"Hey Guys, lets keep drinking till she dual boots OS X and Vista"
A> *** SYSTEM ERROR*** # -031B
Water detected in Drive A:
Standbye while water is drained.....
Spin dry cycle starting
System OK now.... you may proceed.
The beer is free, but it is flat.
Roberto was a humble man of humble beginnings, but was a very capable individual. Rising his way to the top of the IT department for a medium-sized data-processing center, he realized that he needed to motivate his juniors to achieve the Nirvana of server infrastructure management: 100% server uptime. He knew but one way to realize this haunting goal...
In reference to 'Sun'
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"Welcome new horizons..."
Coolest brew under the sun.
The first true "micro"-brewery complete with server.
Coolest beer under the Sun!
"Sun Bets On New Brew For Success"
"Sun Hopes To Guzzle Success"
"Sun Ferments New Business Model"
"New Server Installation Delayed"
"National Fraternity Selects Sun Servers"
"Sun Tapped By Coors For Server Upgrade"
"Dude, you're getting a hangover..."
Slight revision of previous:
"Coors Taps Sun For Server Upgrade"
New ones:
"Sun Gives Good Head"
"No sir, I haven't seen the SOX auditors since they went into the data center."
"There are many advantages to off-shore development."
"Sun Sponsors University Program"
"Error #509: Bandwidth Exceeded. The server is temporarily unable to service your request."
When I used to work at Sun, one of their buildings had a JavaServer. It was a big Sun Refridgerator box like this but it had a built in coffee maker instead. Get it? JavaServer? Hur Hur.
True story.
"PC Load Letter?? WTF does that mean!?"
Now this is what I call a "network server! Does it have a USBeer port?"
Sun hopes the their network system will help them "tap" the unsatisfied server/bartender market.
Sun: We're the DT in DeTox.
When they said they were brewing up something new, they really meant it.
"probably the best server in the world" !
SunCarlsburg.
The real reason the earth revolves around the Sun.
Nice to see the R&D boys have finally decided to take a RISC.
or
You just have to know when to say Stop-A!
The Sun downer, a great way to recoup your investment, boost attendance and morale.
FTP=All drinks are on me!
Sun Microsystems, helping geeks & nerds get laid since 1994.
But is it grep black | tan > frosty.mug or tail tan | black >> frosty.mug? Maybe someone could write me a shell script.
Sun's new tag line:
"Screw open source, it's all about open bar!"
Is there a syntax on alchohol in this state?
The Country Club Time Clock is dubbed Glub Dubb Dublin St. Paddy's Day Guzzle Time to do more chores and leave thru the door promptly at : FOUR ! FORE !
Sun Machine" IF you pick the right handle, you will enjoy a great tasting beer!, if you pick the wrong handle"YOU WILL DIE!, have a nice day thanks for choosing SUN BEER!"
First came Milk in a Carton, then Wine in a Box, now comes Beer in a Bunker!
Himmler Brothers presents their all new 2006 2 ton beer dispenser "GRAF LAGERMEISTER"
(Lederhosen not included)
First came Milk in a Carton, then Wine in a Box, now comes Beer in a Bunker!
Himmler Brothers presents their all new 2006 2 ton beer dispenser "GRAF LAGERMEISTER"
(Lederhosen not included)