We don't mean to toot our own horn or anything -- we'd be kind of surprised if Bill Gates remembered us at all (even though we've interviewed him twice now) -- but it still kind of warmed our cold, robotic hearts a little to hear him namecheck us first when asked by Channel9 what sites he reads every day (the clip is at about 11:00). So Bill, if you're reading this, we dig what you're doing on the daily too, man. Like, some of us use Windows all the time.

[Thanks, Kyle & Antonio]

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