here we come. It looks like Samsung has filed a patent for storage compartment in phones that can hold perfume
cartridges and release their scent at appropriate times, such as when receiving a call. That's not even the weirdest
part, since the patent goes on to outline other situations that might warrant a spraying action, like when the user
raises or lowers their voice: "Darling, don’t yell at me you will smell bad!" (Their example, not
ours.) They also mention the possibility of a phone holding multiple cartridges and mixing their scents for one deadly
spray, but hopefully we witness the end of civilization before that fateful day.