all-in-one desktop offerings
are just too, um, svelte
for you -- not to mention pricey -- you might do well with a QBOX Q600: the Chinese
"Media PC." Nothing too exciting under the hood, just an ol' 3GHz Pentium 4, 512MB of DDR RAM, 80GB HDD,
DVD/CD-RW drive, and a S-Video port (ooh, S-Video), but it's not like they're selling this in the states anyways, so we
really can't complain.