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Panasonic: neuter your bunny

It seems Panasonic has taken a page from the Bob Barker school of marketing, promoting their new Oxyride batteries by asking people to neuter their pet bunnies. Seriously. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. You see, "many people are unaware of the benefits of Panasonic Oxyride batteries, just like many bunny owners are unaware of the benefits of neutering or spaying." Now, this obviously couldn't have anything to do with a certain unnamed furry mascot from another, more popular battery company, could it? Of course not. Clearly Panasonic is simply concerned with controlling the bunny pet population -- and for that, they should be commended. They keep reproducing, and reproducing, and reproducing...