USB teddy bear holds data, scares children

Generally, when someone makes a teddy bear-themed gadget, his/her intention is to overwhelm bystanders with cuteness. But whoever created this little guy, whose head has to be removed in order to access the internal USB drive, must have watched one too many Tim Burton movies. No word on how much it holds or if there are any plans to make these available for purchase, but with your own bear, a thumb drive, some thread and a closet full of skeletons, you can probably make your own without too much effort.

 

[LaughingMan11 Posted Jun 18th 2006 1:42PM]

That's the creepiest, funniest thing i've seen today.

[capwkidd Posted Jun 18th 2006 1:43PM]

LOL!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 1:43PM]

roflcopter

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 1:46PM]

These guys have a *LONG* way to go before they catch up to Apple design wise. But I think I would buy one in a second....

-DS

[Bender Bending Rodriguez Posted Jun 18th 2006 1:55PM]

teddy_ruk.bin?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:01PM]

i NEED to get one of those
so the people who sit near me in computer class will back away a little bit
and its sooooooo cute
lol

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:03PM]

Just purchased one, it totally rocks, im going to bring it to tech class. (O-Y-0)

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 15th 2007 3:58AM]

Where did you buy the USB bear from? I don't see any site that actually sells it.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:08PM]

I seriously need one of those too because they are cute...and it looks funny when it is pluged into the computer like that

[citizenlambda Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:11PM]

rowan atkinson is back in buisness with Mr Bean !!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:11PM]

I think it's kind of mean, that the teddys shirt says "I love you"

[Bender Bending Rodriguez Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:12PM]

I want a baboon one, where the ass lights up red when there is data transfer.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:15PM]

Is it wrong that for the first time ever I want a USB drive, and I want THAT one. I mean, the bear sticking into the computer just looks hilarious!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:18PM]

That's hilarious, and disturbing at the same time! I like it! Where can I get me one of these?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:22PM]

Thank god the USB drive sticks out on the top instead of on the bottom~ LOL :P

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:40PM]

The shirt says, "I love you," in spanish.

[cantkillBill Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:43PM]

Actually, it says "I want you".

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 2:45PM]

Think of the possiblities, mix and match heads...

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:18PM]

"AAAHH!! YOU KILLED TEDDY!!" [runs away crying]


I'd buy one! ^_^

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:19PM]

OLD!

http://www.uneasysilence.com/archive/2006/06/6739/

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:26PM]

That is just so wrong on so, so many levels...

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:29PM]

That is amazing!!
Ashley

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:34PM]

That is utterly brilliant! Where can I get one!?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:37PM]

actually Billy Kincaid.

Quiero means "want". However when used in the "Yo te quiero" sense it means i love you.

I suppose you could use it either way. Te Amo is a little more accurate.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:46PM]

TOOO good...where did u guys purchase this??? i want one too!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 3:57PM]

Daddy! Daddy! Why's teady sticking his head into the computer? Can I do it to?!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:11PM]

where can I get one?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:12PM]

Is there a panda version yet? :P

[stridermt2k Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:16PM]

No son, the computer IS Teddy's head!

We serve HIM now.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:23PM]

This is great, want one!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:27PM]

lol. well, you can be sure that it's my next art project...hmmm I have the perfect stuffed toy in mind, it was a Valentine's day gift...

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:32PM]

Its sick!!! I want one too! Where do I get one? Please tell me where.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:33PM]

LOL I almost choked on my food while I was reading this. I want one just to give it to my little cousin!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 4:46PM]

I want one! Where do I buy one?!!?!?!?!?

[citizenlambda Posted Jun 18th 2006 5:07PM]

this is obviously a DIY thing, and it doesnt look that hard, id say:
1)take out some stuffing from the head and body after having decapitated your unsuspecting son's teddy bear
2)stuff both ends (cap and actual key) into the head and body of the mutilated bear, maybe with some glue on it
3) see if it fits. if not...well too bad...the teddy will look like nearly-headless nick

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 5:28PM]

Sure does block a lot of other ports on the computer.

Good thing this one has 4 USB ports in the front.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 5:39PM]

How can someone hate teddy bears so much that they would create this dastardly device?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 5:40PM]

lol that some funny shit

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 5:48PM]

Hi from Sapin. Actually I'm the barbarian who choped the bear's head. I'm not good speking english, so... well you'll see many faults :(

This bear was a gift for my girldfriend, she lend me her 256Mb USB pen-drive and I bought the teddy bear. The result was "that thing" in the pictures.

I think that if you want one like that, you must do it yourself, but if someone is interested in making money, please, contact me ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 6:01PM]

this is the best, i want one so i can give to one of unsuspecting female friends

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 6:25PM]

Lol! I needed a good laugh! :D

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 6:38PM]

OMG lol, ideal way, to tell ur GF to use it for Data transportation, and getting her to plug it into her PC, while it contains a Trojan Horse, so that then u can know if she is cheating on you ! =D

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 6:39PM]

OMG lol, ideal way, to tell ur GF to use it for Data transportation, and getting her to plug it into her PC, while it contains a Trojan Horse, so that then u can know if she is cheating on you ! =D

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 7:00PM]

I prefer apple design

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 7:37PM]

"Te quiero"= "I love you". Is the real meaning of the phrase or "I want you" if said with a sexual desire tone.

"Te amo"= "I love you" with romantic tone.

One word can mean two or more feelings/meanings.

Back to the poor teddy bear subject; That's just disturbing. Teddy bears should be loved, not beheaded and plug into a USB with his ass to the air. where his his pride?!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 8:04PM]

Hehe I prefer the apple design to, I think its safe to say that "DS" does as well.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 9:24PM]

Same here.

Neal Saferstein

[Japala Posted Jun 18th 2006 9:49PM]

With these instructions one can build similar devices easily:

http://www.metku.net/index.html?path=mods/flashpez/index_eng

[jygsaw Posted Jun 18th 2006 10:19PM]

I, for one, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 18th 2006 11:10PM]

Bloody brilliant, Sergio. I laughed my teddy bears arse off :)

I am so making one of these for myself now :)