USB teddy bear holds data, scares children

Generally, when someone makes a teddy bear-themed gadget, his/her intention is to overwhelm bystanders with cuteness. But whoever created this little guy, whose head has to be removed in order to access the internal USB drive, must have watched one too many Tim Burton movies. No word on how much it holds or if there are any plans to make these available for purchase, but with your own bear, a thumb drive, some thread and a closet full of skeletons, you can probably make your own without too much effort.

 

[namire @ Jun 18th 2006 11:26PM]

Froogle has some!

http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=usb+teddy&hl=en&btnG=Search+Froogle

[Kyle Mistry @ Jun 18th 2006 11:53PM]

That thing is just too awesome.

[Nintendo @ Jun 19th 2006 12:54AM]

So cool. I want one of those bears.

[Bonnie Granat @ Jun 19th 2006 1:06AM]

Good for spies, I suppose. Or drugrunners. The cops aren't likely to take it
down to HQ for examination with the hard drive.

[Oxy @ Jun 19th 2006 3:30AM]

one for me..please))))

[bleedrazorblades @ Jun 19th 2006 3:32AM]

...no one is talking about Apple, and they aren't superior in design to this teddybear. Blah Blah Blah.
Its an fing teddybear that must have its head removed to insert the USB into the computer! How fantastic is that! Fool criminals from taking your precious flash drive! Wow your friends with your creativity! Make a friend to cuddle with at night who can assist you in more ways than one!

[alex @ Jun 19th 2006 7:54AM]

PREVED, Krasaffchegi! Medved rulit!

[tekdroid @ Jun 19th 2006 9:05AM]

brilliant.
evil geniusness.
humour.

need I say more?

[navamske @ Jun 19th 2006 9:21AM]

That's pretty grisly.

[dead head @ Jun 19th 2006 10:02AM]

Where's the penguin one?

[jao @ Jun 19th 2006 10:44AM]

omg, the best memory stick EVER.

[SFraser -El Gringo @ Jun 19th 2006 11:20AM]

Para que sepa.. (So that you know), "Te Quiero" has a coouple of different meanings. Look at what Perrey Z posted. That is the most accurate.

I also like the Baboon comment. That would be a hoot!

[Smartalix @ Jun 19th 2006 11:54AM]

I'm going to get a Kenny doll and make one...

[Karl Viklund @ Jun 19th 2006 12:14PM]

ROFL!
I want one!!! :D

[Keith @ Jun 19th 2006 12:24PM]

This is horrific!

[Andre @ Jun 19th 2006 12:25PM]

lmao! I want to make one of these!

[Tom @ Jun 19th 2006 12:49PM]

hmm.. not really a "thumb drive" is it?

[Jessie Moffety @ Jun 19th 2006 12:58PM]

wouldn't the weight of the bears body mess up your usb drive?

[JL @ Jun 19th 2006 1:36PM]

even better.. instead of the ass lighting up when there's data transfer....
have the arms/legs flail around when there's data transfer...
spontaneous twitching.
yeah baby, I see one helluva xmas '06 stocking stuffer!

[Travis @ Jun 19th 2006 2:33PM]

This would look cool on a mac mini because the mac mini would become the head, I am going to make one, shouldn't be extremely difficult.

[Julie @ Jun 19th 2006 3:30PM]

OK - WHERE can we buy one? Does anyone actually have a link to a website for this? I have a sick colleague at work that would get a huge kick out of this!

[Bricej @ Jun 19th 2006 6:15PM]

Breaking news: english and spanish are two different languages and you can't always translate precisely across.

"Te quiero" means I Love You, but It is most equivalent to I Luv You.

"Te amo" means I Love You also, but in a deeper and more profound way.

De nalgas.

[albino rhino @ Jun 19th 2006 7:48PM]

i would be more than willing to buy one. My girlfriend starts college at the end of the summer, and I think this would be the perfect going away gift. Someone email me [e-mail] if they would be willing to make one or show me where to buy one.

[albino rhino @ Jun 19th 2006 7:49PM]

i would be more than willing to buy one. My girlfriend starts college at the end of the summer, and I think this would be the perfect going away gift. Someone email

[hofo_mofo @ Jun 19th 2006 8:08PM]

Everytime i watch this...i always laugh...mommy the poor teddy!!

[David @ Jun 19th 2006 9:11PM]

How about putting leather chaps on it and making it a usb hub...

[Gary @ Jun 20th 2006 2:29AM]

Reminds me of this Spongebob thumbdrive mod... it looks like he is getting frisky with the USB port. :)

http://forums.pcapex.com/other_modding/44706-sponge_bob_thumb_drive_mod.html

[William Hook @ Jun 20th 2006 5:30AM]

OMFG I want one of those! They are so cute, especially with it's ass in the air! :D

[Bill @ Jun 20th 2006 8:33AM]

Im so awesome?

[Insider @ Jun 20th 2006 10:14AM]

You should see where the headphone jack plug goes!

[Eric @ Jun 20th 2006 12:32PM]

Beautifully twisted.
Is there anything similar that would fit into my laptop's limited space?

[Robert @ Jun 21st 2006 9:13AM]

Image has broken link, see http://www.therawfeed.com/2006/06/worst-usb-gadget-yet-decapitated-teddy.html

[sara_p @ Jun 21st 2006 3:40PM]

Actually, it DOES say, "I LOVE YOU"....aww..

it's so funny.

[crasher_2009 @ Jun 21st 2006 4:54PM]

I have to make one.... :)

[Steven Sidman @ Jun 22nd 2006 12:56PM]

How about a wireless teddy bear, with glowing LEDs for eyes giving link status?

[Shadowfire @ Jun 22nd 2006 12:56PM]

I can see this now my hands are full, so i need to use my mouth to open the cap. Lol and little children are around me. Lol that will be scary :-).

[angelo @ Jun 22nd 2006 1:22PM]

I WANT ONE OF THOSEEEEEEEE WHERE CAN YA GET EM? ITS SOO CUTE

[Brian @ Jun 23rd 2006 11:53AM]

You should motorize the arms and legs to make them twitch (move) every time a read or write occurs.

[W. Kiernan @ Jun 23rd 2006 4:53PM]

I wonder if I can manufacture a little bitty furry teddy bear with the USB plug sticking out of its crotch without violating their patent?

[MiDoRi @ Jun 26th 2006 4:57PM]

Ayyy Que BoNiTo0o0o!
=o)

[B&Massa @ Jun 28th 2006 10:58PM]

Crumbs! For god's sake, please don't make a daisychained version! ;-)

[Cheryl @ Jul 14th 2006 10:38PM]

lol!!!! i want one dammit!

[UncleBuck @ Jul 25th 2006 8:39PM]

I really need to get one of these for the Security Guys at work! Or maybe HR either group would be in stiches! Then they would come looking for me!

[Evan @ Jul 26th 2006 4:06PM]

What about having a full external hard drive within a larger teddy and having his head (or eye or scalp...) removeable so you could attatch the usb cable?

[Stephen @ Jul 29th 2006 7:43PM]

Um, is it just me, or is that the wrong side of the USB cable for the shown use? That seems to be the device end. The cap side is the right size, but the, er, neck(?) side is wrong, isn't it?

[ademonc @ Aug 1st 2006 2:24PM]

i want one and then ill go use it at the library in the little kids section and decapitate a bear and shove him in the computer. i can already see the looks on their faces. lol

[Sulphuric @ Aug 8th 2006 1:23PM]

So, in order to get this, it has to be self-made?