USB mini paper shredder
So you're the type who must be ready to purge all trace of your existence at a moment's notice, eh? Then check it secret agent man, 'cause USB Geek, as only they can, are offering the USB mini Paper Shredder and, uh, letter opener for those of you given a number without a name. Capable of throating 4.8-inch wide paper and shredding it to 0.13-inch bits, this pup can be powered off USB or even 4 x AA batteries when you need a bit more disposal oomph. Get your $32 pre-order in now 'cause odds are, you won't live to see tomorrow.
Filed under: Misc. Gadgets
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
DT @ Jul 3rd 2006 9:26AM
$32? Yeeesh. That's pretty steep for a non-crosscut shredder that can only handle 2 sheets at a time. Staples/OfficeMax has real shredders on sale for less than $30, routinely.
Carl Trimble @ Jul 3rd 2006 9:28AM
wtf? its not even a crosscut? What about security?
MC @ Jul 3rd 2006 9:58AM
DT, you're missing the point completely. IT'S USB, man! It's not about functionality, price, or even convenience; it's about having a USB SHREDDER.
It's like buying books; you don't get them to read them, you get them to have them.
shirizaki @ Jul 3rd 2006 10:22AM
So where's my USB easy bake oven?
Para-Noid @ Jul 3rd 2006 1:18PM
USB eh?
Anyone wonder if they have a tiny scanner in there? Scanning the contents of the paper, right before shredding it, then sending the contents to some server somewhere. Hmm, makes you wonder. Makes me wonder, at least.
Dario @ Jul 3rd 2006 1:45PM
USB mini microwave anybody!?
st @ Jul 3rd 2006 7:09PM
i could use a usb minimicrowave!
fcicq @ Jul 3rd 2006 11:01PM
It's so cool!!!
$32?great!
akmo @ Jul 4th 2006 10:05AM
Paper shredders are useless. There are people who are masters of re-combining documents that are shredded.
MO @ Jul 4th 2006 12:51PM
i think a USB microwave...would be pretty pointless.
rca @ Jul 14th 2006 5:54AM
what about an usb coffee makeer ?
JP @ Jul 31st 2006 11:13AM
how 'bouta USB computer?
JonG @ Jul 31st 2006 12:11PM
How 'bout for good measure a usb incinerator? Just in case that dell laptop can't do it for ya....
Helen @ Sep 5th 2006 12:41AM
Need a USB furnace, just burn the documents...
i just wish my USB port would work the first time
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