"I've got a BETTER idea!! Why not just poke everyone's eyes out and blow up everyone's ear drums? Oh don't forget to lobotomize everyone. This will mean that not even the human brain will be able to remember the content! ah ha!"
Clever indeed... i was thinking of something similar and came up with this : why not make it illegal to actually *Watch* the movies in the first place? This way, nobody could ever remember anything. Just go to the theater, pay for a seat an go back home. What's the point, you'd say? Well just because it could also be made illegal not to go the movies and buy a couple of (blank) DVDs at least once a month.
This way, majors will safely continue producing new movies, and as nobody will ever see them, it won't even be necessary to shoot them! Win-win situation : no more loss on the consumer's side income, no more heavy production costs.
Financing the majors for not producing any more movies should actually be made a mandatory tax.
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"I've got a BETTER idea!!
Why not just poke everyone's eyes out and blow up everyone's ear drums? Oh don't forget to lobotomize everyone. This will mean that not even the human brain will be able to remember the content! ah ha!"
Clever indeed... i was thinking of something similar and came up with this : why not make it illegal to actually *Watch* the movies in the first place?
This way, nobody could ever remember anything.
Just go to the theater, pay for a seat an go back home. What's the point, you'd say? Well just because it could also be made illegal not to go the movies and buy a couple of (blank) DVDs at least once a month.
This way, majors will safely continue producing new movies, and as nobody will ever see them, it won't even be necessary to shoot them! Win-win situation : no more loss on the consumer's side income, no more heavy production costs.
Financing the majors for not producing any more movies should actually be made a mandatory tax.