To be fair, we can't say with certainty that this here candybar is a fake, but we have to believe Moto wouldn't have the stones to name a phone after our favorite brand of ranged stun gun
. Then again, they've toyed with the concept
before, and we've been desperately looking to upgrade our pepper spray phones
-- so if there really is
a Taser tucked away on this thing's backside, we'll take 5, please.