Caption Contest: HMD of the future?

Toshiba thinks that people will happily sport this device to become totally immersed in their games. What do you think?

Evan: "Janie was unprepared for the relentless mocking her new head-mounted display received, especially from her fellow guild members."
Paul: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to bring you the ultimate gaming experience. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."
Ryan: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to...ludicrous speed!"
Cyrus: "I though I could stop wearing headgear when I turned 16."
Richard: "Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing."
Zatz: "Can you hear me now?"

[Thanks, Brian]

[genexk @ Oct 16th 2006 11:45AM]

...it's gonna be neck-breaking= =

[Rmayii @ Oct 16th 2006 11:45AM]

Wow, a cut, color and heat-set curl attachment for my new Wii. Mommy, I want one!

[Mihir @ Oct 16th 2006 11:46AM]

Julie's large head was definitely a strain on her mother when she was born.

[F13ND @ Oct 16th 2006 11:46AM]

its the fly

"hellllpppppp meeeeeeee"

[Keith @ Oct 16th 2006 11:47AM]

DRM of the Future! You can only see what you pay for!

[Hardcore @ Oct 16th 2006 11:48AM]

Are these the ads you do when you can't make it in porn? How'd she get her head caught in a 27" TV set?

[Pal @ Oct 16th 2006 11:50AM]

"You can sit closer to Plasma TVs compared to old TVs, they said. Don't take my word for it - look at my head and you decide."

I vote for Ryan's. Perfect quote! I love Spaceballs :)

[glacia00 @ Oct 16th 2006 11:51AM]

It mocks itself.

[max andrews @ Oct 16th 2006 11:51AM]

scuss bucket! compliance.

[Saxon @ Oct 16th 2006 11:52AM]

Ah... Flight of the Navigator. So I'm not the only one who remembers it.

[Darrol @ Oct 16th 2006 11:52AM]

That baby has the ability to support someone inside a vacumm just like the astronaut helmet it was designed after.

[Jose @ Oct 16th 2006 11:53AM]

New research shows that those old CRT's still have a purpose. Simply cut out a hole, put it on your head, and get ready to experience a new level of gaming... and neck pain.

[balls @ Oct 16th 2006 11:54AM]

Not to be undone by Xbox Live Vision, Sony ups the ante with The Sony Bug-Eye Toy.

[mastershake @ Oct 16th 2006 11:57AM]

"Ohhh!!!! Fooly Cooly!!!"

You know my mother always said TV would rot my brain, now it can crush it too!

Just think now you can watch the game AND please your wife! >:^)~

[bradders @ Oct 16th 2006 11:57AM]

"Fighting off claims that its games are no longer relevant, Hudson Software reveal joint project with US Army to develop real life Bomberman"

[nick davidson @ Oct 16th 2006 11:58AM]

Pyramid Head goes spherical.

[blackf0rk @ Oct 16th 2006 11:58AM]

You thought Korea's missle program was a joke; Welcome to their space program.

[mr black @ Oct 16th 2006 12:01PM]

videodrome

[Scott Bradach @ Oct 16th 2006 11:59AM]

It looks like Dark Helmet's Little Sister... ;)

[Chuck @ Oct 16th 2006 12:00PM]

It took QA 5 months to figure out that the reason the test subject was not seeing things as expected was because she was blind.

[Miked @ Oct 16th 2006 12:00PM]

Toshiba's new line of humanoid robots are more realistic than ever, but they still struggle to get the facial features correct. But their latest edition, dubbed "Nekhertz101" comes with a pretty pink shirt.

[Kaos HC @ Oct 16th 2006 4:38PM]

It's Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy) 'BLACK Edition'.

[C Pak @ Oct 16th 2006 12:01PM]

"PPUUUU" "SHUUUU" "PPUUUU" "SHUUUU"
"my name is Darth Ninja, I will use THE FORCE, and rule every game I play"
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"I see dead gamers..."

[Ryan Cochell @ Oct 16th 2006 12:02PM]

"I�m bringing sexy back....Yeah!"

[Tom @ Oct 16th 2006 12:03PM]

Mike TeeVee's Girlfriend

[Evan @ Oct 16th 2006 12:05PM]

Marvin called, he wants his head back...

[George @ Oct 16th 2006 12:05PM]

"...and good news for Windows Vista users with older hardware: you'll be able to enjoy the full Aero Glass experience via an inexpensive, unobtrusive cranial upgrade."

[oo7ev @ Oct 16th 2006 12:05PM]

"Only one person would dare give me the rasberry...........Lone Starr!"

[len @ Oct 16th 2006 12:06PM]

OMG, its full of n00bs.

[John @ Oct 16th 2006 12:07PM]

They thought Sonya was really enjoying her flight simulator game, however she had been dead since she put on the Toshiba Immersion Helmet three hours ago, snapping her neck like a twig.

[Ted Gushue @ Oct 16th 2006 12:09PM]

"The portable MRI machine seems to be an astounding success, do you concur Dr. Burroughs?"
or
"the human ant hybrid can carry up to 8 times its own heads weight"

[VT @ Oct 16th 2006 12:09PM]

Jack in the Box: I'm so proud of my daughter, she's going to be the first scientist in the family!

[ryan bean @ Oct 16th 2006 12:10PM]

"I bet she gives great Helmet!"

[hesh @ Oct 16th 2006 12:13PM]

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

[Motoi @ Oct 16th 2006 12:13PM]

Kimmy woke up to find a brand new PS6.... on her head.

[George @ Oct 16th 2006 12:13PM]

"When you stare too long into the CRT, the CRT stares back into you." -- Nietzsche

[burn @ Oct 16th 2006 12:16PM]

"mmmf mdmmmfm mfmmfmf!"

"what?"

"mmmf mdmmmfm mfmmfmf!!!"

"huh?"

(pulls helmet off)

"FOR THE HORDE!!!"

[burn @ Oct 16th 2006 12:17PM]

ftw..

[Chocolate Starfish @ Oct 16th 2006 12:18PM]

In Soviet Russia, monitor watches you!

[intheknow @ Oct 16th 2006 12:19PM]

"I'm sorry Dave, this joystick is not plug-n-play"

[Kentucky Wildcats! @ Oct 16th 2006 12:20PM]

And I thought the first full immersion goggles would be big. And what's with the display in front of her. Is that really necessary? I hope the Darth helmet does more than surround sound.

[Jaysun @ Oct 16th 2006 12:22PM]

Thoshiba: "It won't cause cancer....we promise. (fingers crossed)"

[phil @ Oct 16th 2006 12:22PM]

love the hitchhiker reference. :)

[Cooly Fooly @ Oct 16th 2006 12:23PM]

Lord Kanti FTW!!!

[jtc970 @ Oct 16th 2006 12:23PM]

It only took a few minutes after marketing received the pictures from the R&D department, "We'll call it the Boob-Tube."

[ben @ Oct 16th 2006 12:24PM]

Does my head look big in this ?

[Warren @ Oct 16th 2006 12:24PM]

Dig that surround sound!

[james @ Oct 16th 2006 12:24PM]

Hannibal Lecter of the 2200 century

[holycow90 @ Oct 16th 2006 12:24PM]

Toshiba's new plasma model with perm add-on.

[jon @ Oct 16th 2006 12:27PM]

Flight Simulator 2007: The Death Star