Caption Contest: HMD of the future?
By Evan Blass 
posted October 16th 2006 11:40AM
posted October 16th 2006 11:40AM
Evan: "Janie was unprepared for the relentless mocking her new head-mounted display received, especially from her fellow guild members."
Paul: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to bring you the ultimate gaming experience. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."
Ryan: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to...ludicrous speed!"
Cyrus: "I though I could stop wearing headgear when I turned 16."
Richard: "Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing."
Zatz: "Can you hear me now?"
[Thanks, Brian]
Cyberpunk 2020: Every day, in every way, a little bit closer!
Hannibal Lecter of the 2200 century
Wow, a cut, color and heat-set curl attachment for my new Wii. Mommy, I want one!
its the fly
"hellllpppppp meeeeeeee"
...it's gonna be neck-breaking= =
Julie's large head was definitely a strain on her mother when she was born.
DRM of the Future! You can only see what you pay for!
Are these the ads you do when you can't make it in porn? How'd she get her head caught in a 27" TV set?
It mocks itself.
"You can sit closer to Plasma TVs compared to old TVs, they said. Don't take my word for it - look at my head and you decide."
I vote for Ryan's. Perfect quote! I love Spaceballs :)
scuss bucket! compliance.
So you just bought a new 30" LCD monitor? Here's a way to recycle your old CRT.
Ah... Flight of the Navigator. So I'm not the only one who remembers it.
That baby has the ability to support someone inside a vacumm just like the astronaut helmet it was designed after.
New research shows that those old CRT's still have a purpose. Simply cut out a hole, put it on your head, and get ready to experience a new level of gaming... and neck pain.
"Fighting off claims that its games are no longer relevant, Hudson Software reveal joint project with US Army to develop real life Bomberman"
"Ohhh!!!! Fooly Cooly!!!"
You know my mother always said TV would rot my brain, now it can crush it too!
Just think now you can watch the game AND please your wife! >:^)~
Pyramid Head goes spherical.
You thought Korea's missle program was a joke; Welcome to their space program.
videodrome
It looks like Dark Helmet's Little Sister... ;)
It took QA 5 months to figure out that the reason the test subject was not seeing things as expected was because she was blind.
Toshiba's new line of humanoid robots are more realistic than ever, but they still struggle to get the facial features correct. But their latest edition, dubbed "Nekhertz101" comes with a pretty pink shirt.
It's Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy) 'BLACK Edition'.
"Cartman, I'm your father"
South Park Darth Vader.
"Im bringing sexy back....Yeah!"
"PPUUUU" "SHUUUU" "PPUUUU" "SHUUUU"
"my name is Darth Ninja, I will use THE FORCE, and rule every game I play"
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"I see dead gamers..."
"...and good news for Windows Vista users with older hardware: you'll be able to enjoy the full Aero Glass experience via an inexpensive, unobtrusive cranial upgrade."
Mike TeeVee's Girlfriend
Marvin called, he wants his head back...
"Only one person would dare give me the rasberry...........Lone Starr!"
OMG, its full of n00bs.
They thought Sonya was really enjoying her flight simulator game, however she had been dead since she put on the Toshiba Immersion Helmet three hours ago, snapping her neck like a twig.
"The portable MRI machine seems to be an astounding success, do you concur Dr. Burroughs?"
or
"the human ant hybrid can carry up to 8 times its own heads weight"
Jack in the Box: I'm so proud of my daughter, she's going to be the first scientist in the family!
"I bet she gives great Helmet!"
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
Kimmy woke up to find a brand new PS6.... on her head.
"When you stare too long into the CRT, the CRT stares back into you." -- Nietzsche
"mmmf mdmmmfm mfmmfmf!"
"what?"
"mmmf mdmmmfm mfmmfmf!!!"
"huh?"
(pulls helmet off)
"FOR THE HORDE!!!"
stylish Toshiba DORKUSHelmet not required
In Soviet Russia, monitor watches you!
ftw..
Lord Kanti FTW!!!
"I'm sorry Dave, this joystick is not plug-n-play"
And I thought the first full immersion goggles would be big. And what's with the display in front of her. Is that really necessary? I hope the Darth helmet does more than surround sound.
It only took a few minutes after marketing received the pictures from the R&D department, "We'll call it the Boob-Tube."
Thoshiba: "It won't cause cancer....we promise. (fingers crossed)"
love the hitchhiker reference. :)
Umm... excuse me... someone forgot to plug me in... hello? Can you hear me in this thing? hello?!?!?!?