Caption Contest: HMD of the future?
By Evan Blass 
posted Oct 16th 2006 11:40AM
posted Oct 16th 2006 11:40AM
Evan: "Janie was unprepared for the relentless mocking her new head-mounted display received, especially from her fellow guild members."
Paul: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to bring you the ultimate gaming experience. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."
Ryan: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to...ludicrous speed!"
Cyrus: "I though I could stop wearing headgear when I turned 16."
Richard: "Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing."
Zatz: "Can you hear me now?"
[Thanks, Brian]
Cyberpunk 2020: Every day, in every way, a little bit closer!
Hannibal Lecter of the 2200 century
Wow, a cut, color and heat-set curl attachment for my new Wii. Mommy, I want one!
its the fly
"hellllpppppp meeeeeeee"
...it's gonna be neck-breaking= =
Julie's large head was definitely a strain on her mother when she was born.
DRM of the Future! You can only see what you pay for!
Are these the ads you do when you can't make it in porn? How'd she get her head caught in a 27" TV set?
It mocks itself.
"You can sit closer to Plasma TVs compared to old TVs, they said. Don't take my word for it - look at my head and you decide."
I vote for Ryan's. Perfect quote! I love Spaceballs :)
scuss bucket! compliance.
So you just bought a new 30" LCD monitor? Here's a way to recycle your old CRT.
Ah... Flight of the Navigator. So I'm not the only one who remembers it.
That baby has the ability to support someone inside a vacumm just like the astronaut helmet it was designed after.
New research shows that those old CRT's still have a purpose. Simply cut out a hole, put it on your head, and get ready to experience a new level of gaming... and neck pain.
"Fighting off claims that its games are no longer relevant, Hudson Software reveal joint project with US Army to develop real life Bomberman"
"Ohhh!!!! Fooly Cooly!!!"
You know my mother always said TV would rot my brain, now it can crush it too!
Just think now you can watch the game AND please your wife! >:^)~
Pyramid Head goes spherical.
You thought Korea's missle program was a joke; Welcome to their space program.
videodrome
It looks like Dark Helmet's Little Sister... ;)
It took QA 5 months to figure out that the reason the test subject was not seeing things as expected was because she was blind.
Toshiba's new line of humanoid robots are more realistic than ever, but they still struggle to get the facial features correct. But their latest edition, dubbed "Nekhertz101" comes with a pretty pink shirt.
It's Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy) 'BLACK Edition'.
"Cartman, I'm your father"
South Park Darth Vader.
"Im bringing sexy back....Yeah!"
"PPUUUU" "SHUUUU" "PPUUUU" "SHUUUU"
"my name is Darth Ninja, I will use THE FORCE, and rule every game I play"
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"I see dead gamers..."
"...and good news for Windows Vista users with older hardware: you'll be able to enjoy the full Aero Glass experience via an inexpensive, unobtrusive cranial upgrade."
Mike TeeVee's Girlfriend
Marvin called, he wants his head back...
"Only one person would dare give me the rasberry...........Lone Starr!"
OMG, its full of n00bs.
They thought Sonya was really enjoying her flight simulator game, however she had been dead since she put on the Toshiba Immersion Helmet three hours ago, snapping her neck like a twig.
"The portable MRI machine seems to be an astounding success, do you concur Dr. Burroughs?"
or
"the human ant hybrid can carry up to 8 times its own heads weight"
Jack in the Box: I'm so proud of my daughter, she's going to be the first scientist in the family!
"I bet she gives great Helmet!"
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
Kimmy woke up to find a brand new PS6.... on her head.
"When you stare too long into the CRT, the CRT stares back into you." -- Nietzsche
"mmmf mdmmmfm mfmmfmf!"
"what?"
"mmmf mdmmmfm mfmmfmf!!!"
"huh?"
(pulls helmet off)
"FOR THE HORDE!!!"
stylish Toshiba DORKUSHelmet not required
In Soviet Russia, monitor watches you!
ftw..
Lord Kanti FTW!!!
"I'm sorry Dave, this joystick is not plug-n-play"
And I thought the first full immersion goggles would be big. And what's with the display in front of her. Is that really necessary? I hope the Darth helmet does more than surround sound.
It only took a few minutes after marketing received the pictures from the R&D department, "We'll call it the Boob-Tube."
Thoshiba: "It won't cause cancer....we promise. (fingers crossed)"
love the hitchhiker reference. :)
Umm... excuse me... someone forgot to plug me in... hello? Can you hear me in this thing? hello?!?!?!?
Does my head look big in this ?
Dig that surround sound!
Toshiba's new plasma model with perm add-on.
Flight Simulator 2007: The Death Star
Love the Dune guild references!
BTW - why is she in front of a monitor if the head thing is the display?
While the open sky images helped the now clostraphobic test subjects to breathe it did severly hamper the usefulness of the computer overall.
"Oh, you thought there were security cameras mounted in these things?"
Check out this hair dryer?
if you think your head injury is bad, you should see mine
Only if they had the full body version...the posibilites would be endless!
David Bowman: My god, it's full of pr0n!
A quick-fingered photographer captured this image right as the security camera housing slammed into the gamer's head, after having dislodged from the ceiling.
Leave it to Toshiba to bring a fashionable version of a tin foil hat. No more aliens reading your mind!
You can called me ............"Eye in the sky......."
chocolate starfish & hesh ftw
I for one think that our robot overlord looks pretty in pink.
People, we've been over this many times. The first action of our new robot overlords will be to imprison us in a virtual world.
Despite repeated warnings from upper management, the hazing of new Toshiba hires continued.
Actually it kinda looks like some one just turned a toilet upside down and put a glass bubble on the back in place of the ubend. Hope they cleaned it first.
Our ergonomic future.
Janie, who was so upset by the new national helmet law, decided to boycott riding and stick with her VR simulator.
"Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big? how about my head?"
"As you know, the Next Generation of gaming only begins when we say it does. And today, we here at Sony, say it's time to begin the next generation of handheld entertainment with our brand-new, ultra-portable PSP2! And yes, it has RIIIIIIDGE RACER!"
-Kaz Hirai, Tokyo Game Show 2007
With the blast shield down, I can't see a thing!
And sport the strongest neck muscles man has ever seen. I bet Chiropractors will love people using this thing.
Jamie was pleased to hear that she had gotten the job as security camera at the local Target.
To me it doesn't seem like there's that much of a good reason for it to be so heavy, the size I can deal with. I really hope they release this thing, it'd be sweet even if it did make you look kinda stupid.
The only thing I see wrong with it is the weight, it definitely would be better on your eyes than those visors and such we've got now.
More specs would be nice, any clue where they might be found, anyone?
Ah yes, and with the grip of the stick the next generation of cyber-sex came to be.
Today Apple introduced its answer to the larger screen found on the upcoming Microsoft Zune: the iHead for iPod.
"I know youre some kind of big, fat, smart bug"
As soon as Janet(ed.-name withheld due to security issues) finished her CBT on Best Buy security policys, she will be added to the thousands of fake robotic camera domes hanging in ceilings manned by cheap outsourced labor all over the country.
I gotta get contacts...
"it also allows her to control her ipod with her mind."
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 15th, 2006
Hailed as the definitive blow to all music and movie piracy worldwide, the RIAA, MPAA along with all the major music and film studios announced today their new hardware based encryption system.
A store bought music CD or DVD movie may only be viewed with this new consumer piece of helmet like hardware seen in the above photo.
Were overjoyed that this new combination of DRM encoding must be used in conjunction with the viewing headset will once and for all put an end to piracy. said one MPAA board member.
She got head
Who said you couldn't give your self brain cancer?
"And that kids, is the story of how I went blind."
Me Tarzan
You Tube.........
Me Tarzan.
You Tube....
Hello, I'm an idiot.
Huge leap forward in the field of AI and intelligent security cameras: the human IS the camera !
Look at the size of that thing!
It's like an orange on a toothpick!
"Has anyone seen my sunglasses?"
Look at the size of that thing,
Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system.
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? She'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on her huge pillow.
@ Michael Vernor:
"So I Married an Axe Murderer" is the only Mike Myers movie I ever really enjoyed. Thanks for the reference.
"It's like an orange on a toothpick!"
A New Wii Add-On
ROTFL LOL LMAO
Sky with clouds..what an awesome concept..Surpised no one's thought of this until now!!!!
"Do you think this new video game makes my head look fat?"
"When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut."
"Taking 'lets cyber' to a whole new level."
I'MA GET YOU CLOUDS