Caption Contest: HMD of the future?

Toshiba thinks that people will happily sport this device to become totally immersed in their games. What do you think?

Evan: "Janie was unprepared for the relentless mocking her new head-mounted display received, especially from her fellow guild members."
Paul: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to bring you the ultimate gaming experience. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."
Ryan: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to...ludicrous speed!"
Cyrus: "I though I could stop wearing headgear when I turned 16."
Richard: "Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing."
Zatz: "Can you hear me now?"

[Thanks, Brian]

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 6:13AM]

"does my bum look big in this"

[Johken Posted Oct 17th 2006 10:46AM]

"Jeezum crow...viewing new email is not what it used to be..."

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 7:14AM]

I've got Daft Punk on line 1, they want a pair. Oh wait, Samus is on line 2. She wants one as well.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 8:47AM]

I didn't know Darth Vader had a sister!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 9:29AM]

Next on Behid the Scenes, the about Darth Vader and why George covered it up.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 10:02AM]

After the collapse of the Empire, Vader returned to his true love, testing joysticks.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 6:29PM]

Wiindy: "We're watching you.... hahaha *ahem* seriously"

Wiindy: "All your earth are belong to us"

Wiindy: "... um, I need to go.."

Boditech: *use your joystick to move in the direc--*

Wiindy: "*sigh* nevermind..."

[dhawk777 Posted Oct 17th 2006 12:20PM]

Finally Dark Helmet returns in Spaceballs 2!! A bigger better Schwarz!!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 12:50PM]

Does this VR gear make me look fat?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 3:38PM]

T-Mobile, in an unfortunate partnership with soon to be defunct Yugo Design Studios, demos their latest collaboration: 'Sasquatch', a Bluetooth 2.1b compliant headset.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 19th 2006 8:35AM]

Testing suggests the ball in Toshiba's new head-operated mouse is a little too big.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 6:21PM]

She talks to herself " ok now what?!... I think this game sucks!"

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 6:41PM]

"I never knew I could feel this way about anyone..."

"... Shut Up! You had me at Hello."

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 7:01PM]

"Sara enjoying our new flight simulator with her pet/pal Darth Parrot."

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 10:39PM]

New joystick $45, LCD monitor $1500, Panoramic head gear $12,000...letting someone snap a shot of you in said head gear...priceless.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 17th 2006 11:35PM]

I'm Sorry Dave I can't do that BECAUSE I'VE GOT THIS BIG ****ING THING ON MY HEAD

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2006 12:00AM]

bj training for Dummies

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2006 9:43AM]

Small Stick... Big Helmet

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2006 11:03PM]

"Luuuke, I'm your Mother!"

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2006 6:05PM]

Luke...I am your mother!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 20th 2006 9:03AM]

Wow Oakley finally made a smaller version of their MP3 sunglasses

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 19th 2006 6:19PM]

Due to rising concerns regarding what can be construed as child pornography, parents everywhere will want to equip their children with Toshiba's Ultra Wide Superior Full High Definition 'paper bag' for whenever they may be online.

[panthers187 Posted Apr 19th 2010 9:24AM]

kimmy when i said put the TV on i didn't mean literally

[trackzero Posted May 11th 2007 5:17PM]

Even as a child, Samus Aran knew what she wanted to be when she grew up.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 7th 2007 8:16PM]

sit to close and your eyes will go square she said..........Mmmm