Mahru II, the bastard stepson of the Hulkster?

Can you hear it? That's Hulkamania turned up a notch with the release of the KIST's latest, the Mahru II. Apparently the glass-jawed Mahru I never made it out of the steel cage match... damn you Randy Savage! Enter II who not only busts a mean "most muscular," but can bow down and greet his opponents and then dance (on their carcass) after chasing 'em around the ring at almost one foot per second before dropping a pneumatic Hogan Hammer. And don't be tempted to jaw at Mahru II from the audience -- he features the ability to recognize both voices and faces regardless of whether you are sitting still or pelting him with you favorite beer-flavored beverage. And just like any smart wrestler, he can be controlled by his manager (over the network) from behind the curtain. So go ahead, kick back and work that tan Mr. Terry Gene Bollea, you deserve the rest.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 1st 2006 10:24AM]

Didn't know there was something called english school....

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 1st 2006 10:01AM]

*coffee out of the nose moment*

BWAHAHAA

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 1st 2006 10:56AM]

Definitely. Engadget is knowns for its snarkiness, but this post had me laughing out loud.

[kyds3k Posted Nov 1st 2006 10:08AM]

actually, it's entirely possible to be a bastard AND a stepson. technically it could be accurate.

but for real, they were just being funny, i'm sure. grasp your panties and pull, mate!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 1st 2006 10:50AM]

Nailing them for a humourous title is a bit outta line. If you'd like to police blogs start with the blatant disregard for grammar we see strewn about the net.

I, for one, welcome our WWE crazed robot overlords.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 1st 2006 10:56AM]

I, for one, w....oops, Asher beat me to it. ; ;"

So the robot was really made to be a 'wrassler?' O.o; I admit it sounds like a cool toy to have, but...I dunno. I'd rather have that cannibalistic robot that thinks human flesh tastes like bacon.

[tarheelbb Posted Nov 1st 2006 3:00PM]

The bastard has nothing to do with the fact that he is the stepson. In fact there are probably more bastard stepsons than we care to discuss.