Denise Richards one-ups Naomi, chucks two laptops from balcony

In what can only be construed as a serious attempt on Naomi Campbell's heretofore undisputed claim to the "gadget-related anger management problems" crown, Denise Richards, of Bond Girl / Undercover Brother fame, recently blew off a bit of steam by chucking not one but two laptops from a 2nd floor Vancouver hotel room balconly. The laptops were owned by a couple of paparazzi who were bothering the actress at the time, and grazed the arms of a 80-year-old woman and 91-year-old woman sitting in the lobby below (sadly, no word on make or model of the two machines). The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they were looking into the matter, but hadn't decided yet quite what to do about the sitch. Naomi hasn't made an official statement about her new threat either, but we're hearing rumors of Best Buy-based showdown -- last model standing. We'll of course be liveblogging any and all such events.

[What the... @ Nov 10th 2006 1:01PM]

OMG are you SERIOUS? That's simply amazing!

[xulong @ Nov 10th 2006 1:18PM]

... who cares?

[Matt B @ Nov 10th 2006 1:23PM]

At least show them wearing something skimpy, c'mon!!

[zorg @ Nov 10th 2006 1:28PM]

No one cares about that skank Denise Richards!

Naomi throws away more computing power before breakfast (as if she ever has any ... breakfast, I mean) than that ho has hurled in a lifetime!

You take it back!

[Miranda Kali @ Nov 10th 2006 1:33PM]

My money's on Richards. Yeah, Naomi can wing out those cell phones like ninja stars, I'm sure, but the surprise, exploding battery lappys that Denise 'll be hurling are like dynamite. In addition, Denise shows an all most berserker type rage, even catching hapless bystanders in her ruthless melee.
Yes indeed, that's a fight I'ld like to see....I wonder if it'll be on Payperview.

[James @ Nov 10th 2006 1:35PM]

Was does Richards have the same profile as Michael Jackson? Are they related.....

[operamatic @ Nov 10th 2006 3:20PM]

OMG I thought the same thing -thinking is that MJ with a blonde wig? -about richards not campbell

[Tai Fuller @ Nov 10th 2006 1:41PM]

they were dells, she thought they were going to explode.

[patrick @ Nov 10th 2006 1:56PM]

I vote for Richards too, I see Naomi passing out from hunger halfway through the fight. If I was in her place I would have done the same thing because unlike Naomi who through a phone at her help Denise was being annoyed by paparazzi which no matter what they get they deserve. Since they are the lowest form of life right below pond scum.

[Nick @ Nov 10th 2006 2:11PM]

"...hadn't decided yet quite what to do about the sitch."

sitch = situation???

Thats the worst thing I've ever read on this site. uugghhh nauseating

[John @ Nov 10th 2006 2:16PM]

I can't believe you didn't mention "of Starship Troopers fame." That was inarguably the highpoint of her unremarkable career.

[Todd @ Nov 10th 2006 2:17PM]

Ew - I could do without the celebrity gossip here on my beloved engadget, please. God save us all if we have to start going to perezhilton.com for the latest unboxing pics...

"...Hey, you got celebrity news in my engadget! You got your engadget in my celebrity news..." Two tastes that do NOT go great together.

[everrette powell @ Nov 10th 2006 3:18PM]

could you get these two in a pool filled with jello? thats worth live blogging!

[Richard Garfinkel @ Nov 10th 2006 3:50PM]

You pick a Bond movie and Undercover Brother as Richards's crowning achievements? Let's be honest: Wild Things is the only movie where the producers actually got what they paid her for.

[Scott Neary @ Nov 10th 2006 4:04PM]

No no no...The barf scene from Starship Troopers is her all time greatest achievement.

[Al Baxter @ Nov 10th 2006 4:02PM]

"...hadn't decided yet quite what to do about the sitch."

Did anyone else read that as ""...hadn't decided yet quite what to do about the bitch"?

[E71 @ Nov 11th 2006 8:33AM]

Well, that's understandable. They did belonged to stalkers. Besides, she didn't throw them at anyone.

Naomi on the other hand is scum, who should be deported back to limeyland.