Caption Contest: My, what pretty computers you have on
By Evan Blass 
posted Nov 17th 2006 11:25AM
posted Nov 17th 2006 11:25AM
Evan: "Um, stop staring at my screens; my eyes are up here!"
Cyrus: "Meet the post-modern iPod shuffle."
Ryan: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Selling newspapers in the future...sucks!"
Paul: "Failing to catch on with the general consumer, in the future the UMPC finally finds its niche shilling close-out mattress sales from public sidewalks."
Chris: "Tragically, the model -- who hadn't been following Engadget's coverage of battery recalls -- burst into flames just moments later."
Thomas: "22nd century Quaker -- you've come a long way baby."
those models are crying on the inside
they have insides?
can you put your drugs in it?
I'm a little teapot short and stout...
FLat screen tv's the newest feature on flat chested women...Which would a man choose? MORE AT 9pm
"Past meets future as the model displays the new rage in Akihabara: the kimono of the 21st century made of fiber-optic strands for shoulder pads, flexible LCD screens in the front, and one large LCD in the rear. The hat is used to pickup Digital, UHF, and VHF TV signlas, as well as WIFI."
yes, they are touch screens
2nd screen from the bottom -- the one over her crotch... why does this have an image that looks like a black hole?
"Who needs an X-ray machine when you can show your insides to the whole world through the luxury of LCD TVs?"
Sadly, the reception to the next version of Microsoft's Zune was less welcoming.
"Oh yeah, that's some hot T&A (technology adaptation)."
Geneticists announced today that they have successfully crossed a Human with a mushroom, a sea anemone, and a computer. The resulting creature, called a "Mushpu-seaman" is now on display.
Next week on Dr. Who, the Doctor battles the evil Cyberwomen!
"I knew I should have checked how it looked in the mirror first!" or
"It seemed like a good idea at the time..." alternatively.
guy on phone with girl: What are you wearing?
girl: I have no F*&#ing idea!!!
Mmmm is this your memory slot?
"The Cylons were created by man. They evolved."
iBod
"Hey. Those are some great looking screens. Of course...they'd look even better on my bedroom floor"
Do my shoes clash with my screen saver?
"Honey, of course I'm listening and I'm sorry you had a bad day... but could you change TV 3 back to the game??"
(finally, it's OK for women to stand in front of the TV... or behind it)
Finally, someone found a loophole for the strip club ban.
"Look asshole, how many times do I have to tell you- these aren't touch screens!"
"Ask me where my iPod videos are at"
Fishes,
narco.
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"No dear, you're wearing a 16:9 but you're only a 4:3"
Is it just me or is that third screen down strategically placed? ;)
Unfortunately MTV's "Pimp My Dress" never made it past the pilot episode.
Yes, but does it have Picture in Picture?
Do you need help mounting those flat panels?
Turn me on.
"If you thought I was high-maintainence before, you're in for a surprise.."
My screens are bigger than yours!
"And _here_ is where you put the remote!"
Now if only she fit in your pocket...
"Two of these are touchscreens - guess which two."
The new product from Apple the IWoman
Comes with enough screen to watch your
movies, videos, porn, tv shows, etc.
But just like Apple there's always a downside
as in no male plug available. T_T
An endgadget reader's fantasy come true!
Could I look any dumber in this get up?!
what res can i get that in i hope you have 1080P?
WATCH MEEEEEE!!
"In light of future technologies, Palm changes name to Body."
compatible with Liz Claiborne and IBM-PC
Check back again with tomorrows coverage where this little beauty is disassembled to see all the inner workings.
"After being convined her destiny was to be born a TV, Janice decided to go under the knife and get a conversion done. Is she happy? No. But at least she's got a steady job at Best Buy."
In the latest installment in the Mortal Kombat series everybody gets a high-tech makeover. One example is Raiden (pictured above)who has been outfitted with chest-screens.
"Is that a remote control in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
you mean your gonna pay me for wearing this ....
oh please don't let it rain... (wonder if the hat will protect me)
was going to wear this for halloween but figured everyone would wonder what the hell i was thinking...
apple's new product release: Iponcho
so this is what happens when a macbook explodes...
Do you have WiFi or BlueTooth so i can update your firmware ?
Person #1: "I can't believe they're making us work the rice paddies in this stupid getup."
Person #2: "Yeah, but at least they let us keep the hats. Can you lean over just a bit please, I need to grab another bag from your shoulder..."
Or how about...
"Welcome to the Sonic Drive-in. These screens will help you place your order. Touch the top screen to select your drink, the 2nd one to select your entree, the third one for dessert, and your total will appear on the bottom. Thank you, and enjoy!"
"Honey - Does this make me look fat?"