Caption Contest: My, what pretty computers you have on
Evan: "Um, stop staring at my screens; my eyes are up here!"
Cyrus: "Meet the post-modern iPod shuffle."
Ryan: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Selling newspapers in the future...sucks!"
Paul: "Failing to catch on with the general consumer, in the future the UMPC finally finds its niche shilling close-out mattress sales from public sidewalks."
Chris: "Tragically, the model -- who hadn't been following Engadget's coverage of battery recalls -- burst into flames just moments later."
Thomas: "22nd century Quaker -- you've come a long way baby."
Filed under: Wearables
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
zetha @ Nov 17th 2006 11:33AM
those models are crying on the inside
gordian @ Nov 18th 2006 1:32AM
they have insides?
CrazyLegs @ Nov 17th 2006 11:35AM
can you put your drugs in it?
Ladderless @ Nov 17th 2006 11:37AM
I'm a little teapot short and stout...
apeguero @ Nov 17th 2006 11:42AM
"Past meets future as the model displays the new rage in Akihabara: the kimono of the 21st century made of fiber-optic strands for shoulder pads, flexible LCD screens in the front, and one large LCD in the rear. The hat is used to pickup Digital, UHF, and VHF TV signlas, as well as WIFI."
james @ Nov 17th 2006 11:45AM
FLat screen tv's the newest feature on flat chested women...Which would a man choose? MORE AT 9pm
Frank B @ Nov 17th 2006 11:47AM
2nd screen from the bottom -- the one over her crotch... why does this have an image that looks like a black hole?
Andy @ Nov 17th 2006 11:48AM
"Who needs an X-ray machine when you can show your insides to the whole world through the luxury of LCD TVs?"
TyPe @ Nov 17th 2006 11:53AM
"Oh yeah, that's some hot T&A (technology adaptation)."
Sean S. @ Nov 17th 2006 12:17PM
Geneticists announced today that they have successfully crossed a Human with a mushroom, a sea anemone, and a computer. The resulting creature, called a "Mushpu-seaman" is now on display.
Clippy @ Nov 17th 2006 11:55AM
Next week on Dr. Who, the Doctor battles the evil Cyberwomen!
Deluxe @ Nov 17th 2006 11:55AM
"I knew I should have checked how it looked in the mirror first!" or
"It seemed like a good idea at the time..." alternatively.
Stephen Marshall @ Nov 17th 2006 11:58AM
guy on phone with girl: What are you wearing?
girl: I have no F*&#ing idea!!!
Deluxe @ Nov 17th 2006 11:58AM
"The Cylons were created by man. They evolved."
Simon P @ Nov 17th 2006 11:58AM
iBod
Jonathan Cohen @ Nov 17th 2006 12:00PM
Sadly, the reception to the next version of Microsoft's Zune was less welcoming.
drbuzz0 @ Nov 17th 2006 12:00PM
"Hey. Those are some great looking screens. Of course...they'd look even better on my bedroom floor"
Ken @ Nov 17th 2006 12:03PM
"Honey, of course I'm listening and I'm sorry you had a bad day... but could you change TV 3 back to the game??"
(finally, it's OK for women to stand in front of the TV... or behind it)
Joseph Cooleth @ Nov 17th 2006 12:06PM
Finally, someone found a loophole for the strip club ban.
ShaolinDolemite @ Nov 17th 2006 12:08PM
"Look asshole, how many times do I have to tell you- these aren't touch screens!"
narco @ Nov 17th 2006 12:10PM
"Ask me where my iPod videos are at"
Fishes,
narco.
Sheldon @ Nov 17th 2006 12:10PM
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"No dear, you're wearing a 16:9 but you're only a 4:3"
Dave E @ Nov 17th 2006 12:23PM
Is it just me or is that third screen down strategically placed? ;)
andy @ Nov 17th 2006 12:23PM
Do you need help mounting those flat panels?
Greg @ Nov 17th 2006 12:30PM
Turn me on.
Kevin @ Nov 17th 2006 12:31PM
Yes, but does it have Picture in Picture?
Kevin @ Nov 17th 2006 12:34PM
My screens are bigger than yours!
Labrat @ Nov 17th 2006 12:37PM
"And _here_ is where you put the remote!"
Jim In Hi-Fi @ Nov 17th 2006 12:43PM
"If you thought I was high-maintainence before, you're in for a surprise.."
vbl @ Nov 17th 2006 12:43PM
"Two of these are touchscreens - guess which two."
Rob @ Nov 17th 2006 12:47PM
An endgadget reader's fantasy come true!
steve @ Nov 17th 2006 12:50PM
Could I look any dumber in this get up?!
Ashley @ Nov 17th 2006 12:50PM
what res can i get that in i hope you have 1080P?
email @ Nov 17th 2006 12:52PM
WATCH MEEEEEE!!
Ryan @ Nov 17th 2006 12:55PM
compatible with Liz Claiborne and IBM-PC
Jeff Lipes @ Nov 17th 2006 12:56PM
"In light of future technologies, Palm changes name to Body."
Jim @ Nov 17th 2006 12:56PM
Check back again with tomorrows coverage where this little beauty is disassembled to see all the inner workings.
Davis Cooper @ Nov 17th 2006 12:56PM
"After being convined her destiny was to be born a TV, Janice decided to go under the knife and get a conversion done. Is she happy? No. But at least she's got a steady job at Best Buy."
antonio @ Nov 17th 2006 12:58PM
Mmmm is this your memory slot?
Christian @ Nov 17th 2006 12:59PM
In the latest installment in the Mortal Kombat series everybody gets a high-tech makeover. One example is Raiden (pictured above)who has been outfitted with chest-screens.
AdamRapp @ Nov 17th 2006 1:04PM
you mean your gonna pay me for wearing this ....
oh please don't let it rain... (wonder if the hat will protect me)
was going to wear this for halloween but figured everyone would wonder what the hell i was thinking...
apple's new product release: Iponcho
so this is what happens when a macbook explodes...
John @ Nov 17th 2006 1:09PM
"Is that a remote control in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
Ashley @ Nov 17th 2006 1:11PM
Do you have WiFi or BlueTooth so i can update your firmware ?
NotReallyAPig @ Nov 17th 2006 1:11PM
Person #1: "I can't believe they're making us work the rice paddies in this stupid getup."
Person #2: "Yeah, but at least they let us keep the hats. Can you lean over just a bit please, I need to grab another bag from your shoulder..."
Or how about...
"Welcome to the Sonic Drive-in. These screens will help you place your order. Touch the top screen to select your drink, the 2nd one to select your entree, the third one for dessert, and your total will appear on the bottom. Thank you, and enjoy!"
John @ Nov 17th 2006 1:16PM
"Honey - Does this make me look fat?"
scabby @ Nov 17th 2006 1:32PM
"And in other news, the Taiwan Tech Fashion Show went out with a bang today. All was going well for this poor model until her 6 UMPC batteries exploded..."
J_Dubb @ Nov 17th 2006 1:35PM
"All of a sudden they realized that the Zune marketers had gone too far..."
thoughtfix @ Nov 17th 2006 1:47PM
UMPCs have touch-screens for a reason.
Sputnik @ Nov 17th 2006 1:59PM
"Dry Clean Only"
Bad Pun Alert: "See what's new on FOX!"
"This is NBC's latest attempt to get people to watch the Winter Olympics"
"I'll bet it's a pain getting through airport security with that"
"She has to wear at least 2 inch pumps to get decent reception"
"You need to add another one on her rear if you want to watch Geraldo Rivera"
I will pass on making DVD slot jokes.
Jrdpa @ Nov 17th 2006 2:00PM
The latest in fashion wear for the professional model or hollywood star! Track your carbs, calories, fat, weight, and more all at once in real time! Comes with detachable barf bags for sleeves.