Neither fashionable nor functional, this six-UMPC getup (there's also two on the back) proves once again that futurists have no idea what they're talking about...Evan
: "Um, stop staring at my screens; my eyes are up here!"Cyrus
: "Meet the post-modern iPod shuffle."Ryan
: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Selling newspapers in the future...sucks!"Paul
: "Failing to catch on with the general consumer, in the future the UMPC finally finds its niche shilling close-out mattress sales from public sidewalks."Chris
: "Tragically, the model -- who hadn't been following Engadget's coverage of battery recalls -- burst into flames just moments later."Thomas
: "22nd century Quaker -- you've come a long way baby."