Evan: "Um, stop staring at my screens; my eyes are up here!"
Cyrus: "Meet the post-modern iPod shuffle."
Ryan: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Selling newspapers in the future...sucks!"
Paul: "Failing to catch on with the general consumer, in the future the UMPC finally finds its niche shilling close-out mattress sales from public sidewalks."
Chris: "Tragically, the model -- who hadn't been following Engadget's coverage of battery recalls -- burst into flames just moments later."
Thomas: "22nd century Quaker -- you've come a long way baby."