Caption Contest: My, what pretty computers you have on
By Evan Blass 
posted November 17th 2006 11:25AM
posted November 17th 2006 11:25AM
Evan: "Um, stop staring at my screens; my eyes are up here!"
Cyrus: "Meet the post-modern iPod shuffle."
Ryan: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Selling newspapers in the future...sucks!"
Paul: "Failing to catch on with the general consumer, in the future the UMPC finally finds its niche shilling close-out mattress sales from public sidewalks."
Chris: "Tragically, the model -- who hadn't been following Engadget's coverage of battery recalls -- burst into flames just moments later."
Thomas: "22nd century Quaker -- you've come a long way baby."
"And in other news, the Taiwan Tech Fashion Show went out with a bang today. All was going well for this poor model until her 6 UMPC batteries exploded..."
"All of a sudden they realized that the Zune marketers had gone too far..."
UMPCs have touch-screens for a reason.
Art lebedev studios launches the new optimus three to major hype and anticipation of a 3 year wait.
"Dry Clean Only"
Bad Pun Alert: "See what's new on FOX!"
"This is NBC's latest attempt to get people to watch the Winter Olympics"
"I'll bet it's a pain getting through airport security with that"
"She has to wear at least 2 inch pumps to get decent reception"
"You need to add another one on her rear if you want to watch Geraldo Rivera"
I will pass on making DVD slot jokes.
The latest in fashion wear for the professional model or hollywood star! Track your carbs, calories, fat, weight, and more all at once in real time! Comes with detachable barf bags for sleeves.
**Introducing the Sony PS4/2**
With FOUR output screens on the front and TWO on the back. Great for multi-player LAN parties of up to six players per system. Sony rep was quoted as, "We wanted to create something that appealed to the hardcore gamer audience." When asked about the price he stated, "If you have to ask about it, you can't afford it."
West coast customs presents...
"PIMP MY FASHION SHOW"
[LIFEGUARD] Ok... Who Pee'd in the pool?!?
After she looses her beauty I can still watch sports.
"Man, that hat is ugly."
half the audience is watching my chest, and half is watching my bum...and i can't decide which half is worse....
"Apple's new product: iTV. Fangirls go wild over it"
"Excuse me little lady, but where is the slot for my 'memory stick'?"
Ladies & Gentlemen, the Human digestive system! Four HD screens in living color!
"'Why am I wearing it now?' I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now - because the lowtalker asked me to, that's why!"
Nareau
That's either a 6G iPod, or the Flying Nun's business class habit.
Nintendo's next controller was sure to outdue the Wii.
"I bought three bags o' crap from WOOT. What was I supposed to do with them?"
#1: For everyone who ever wanted to respond to the phrase "Anyone ever tell you that you make a better door than a window?" Kiko gives an answer.
#2: Finally! Thin people can feel as big as a billboard too.
#3: WOW! My ass really is big enough to show a movie on!
...and in recent news, Sony has been implicated in a string of suicide bombings...
Coming to MTV this Winter: Q'tips Pimp my Girlfriend
I'll take Medusa with Videos for $100 Alex.
ok. we get it. asian women are flat chested. let's move on.
"Madam Dys Lexia said I was going to be On TV"
My own personal nightmare: Women are not only tempormental and difficult to understand...they are also DRM'ed
"No sir...I swear...this is not what it looks like...please...let me explain. I'm a computer technician and your wife just called me because she was having a driver conflict..I know this looks bad"
The winner of this year Engadget Halloween costume contest.
Japan - That's all you really need to know.
"NEWSWIRE: So as not to let Altoids and Breath Strips completely conquer the breath-freshening market, Wrigley today announced the newest in chewing gum technology.
Slightly thinner than the original iPod Shuffle and equipped with four (count 'em FOUR) 0.08" LCD screens, the new gum will initially be available in Spearmint, Peppermint and Cinnamon flavors.
Pricing was not immediately available, but industry experts predict that a five-pack will retail for around $129.99.
No dentists could be reach for comment, however 4 out of 5 engadgetHD writers agree that this could revolutionize the entire candy industry. More details as they become available."
TheSteve: "oh, and there's one more thing..."
"Early prototypes in Borg assimilation."
She's putting the "O" back in "OLED"
"Oh my! Are those real!?"
"Hi! I bring a new meaning to the term "user-replaceable battery"; the user is actually replaceable!"
I hope you enjoy me. Charge me periodically.
Uhm...
Excuse me, would you like to play... with my digital display?
Windows 98? That fashion is out of date
"Nintendo recently announced its intention to build on the Wii's success to include the capability for full body gesture controls..."