Korean company Xell is here to prove that you can
serve both God and Mammon. No, it's not a DAP or even a PMP, this one's G-Dubya'd a DBP, or Digital Bible Player. The B10 Bible Master is just the latest gluttonous beast in Xell's lineup of DBPs for Korea. We don't have a lot of details, but clearly it comes loaded with bible verse in both plain and hopefully SMS formats
, an FM tuner to get the latest on the developing apocalypse
, and an MP3 player presumably with a 2x reverse-play function for tracking down the debil's hidden messages. Best of all, it comes pre-loaded with enough crucifix icons to let everyone know just how pious you are. Uh, humility? We don't have a price, but if Xell is indeed the creator of the one true "Bible Master," can you really risk not to tithe?
[Via Akihabara News