By now, many of you have been around long enough to have spread some seed while cycling through a couple of SD capacity
jumps. As a result, you now have both children and unused data cards lying around somewhere. Assuming you can find either, why not reunite the two with the help of these "high-speed USB 1.1" MP3 players from Japan. Available in Minnie-pink or Stitch-blue to simultaneously baptize your children in the ways of The Mouse
while offering subtle hints on gender roles. Not bad for ¥3,129 (about $27).