Buffet lines can be tricky business, if for no other reason that you have to fight a constant battle between your eyes and your stomach. Well, all of that may soon be over thanks to a Ukrainian inventor, Dr. Hryhory Chausovsky, who has just come up with a dinner plate that will chastise you if you overload it with chow. According to
loL, a South African news site, the weight sensor-equipped plate barks such catchphrases as "Stop right there! And what about excess weight?" and "Where's your willpower?" Dr. Chausovsky apparently also has created another version that has a contact sensor on the plate, which will play music faster and more aggressively if the diner eats quickly (as measured by the number of times the fork hits the plate), and more calmly if the meal is consumed slowly. We've got no idea if any of these inventions will hit the global markets, nor for how much, but no matter what the price ends up being, we're still waiting for Dr. Chausovsky's keyboard that'll tell us when we can stop blogging. We'd pay top dollar for that.
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Shiny Shiny]
posted Dec 7th 2006 5:31PM
Dear
This is Paul in south Korea.
I want to get detail information about your "smart plate".
Quite interesting !!
And then, if everythings are good, I want to export your goods and do bisiness in Korea.
Diet business is very good business item in Korea now
Thanks a lot
Paul
They should play the theme from Jaws for really fat people.
JR
Does it have Wi-Fi?
yes but the food you eat is only valid for 3 days or 3 plays, whichever comes first.
They need to have them for super models and have them say "EAT YOU ANOREXIC BITCH!!"
What does it say when you smash it to pieces?
Something about not wanting to be in small portions?
And when you run it through the dishwasher it goes "mrfll afflabrrrbblllfwshbl!"
Plate:
"Where's your willpower?"
Me:
"Where's your switch!"
Damn bbq !!!
Remember the elmo potty book? can't wait till someone mods it to say all those things.
bob
Having the music speed up as someone is gobbling up his food will only result in him speeding up in tempo!
The plate should just disintegrate self-destruct after 20 mins so that you can't keep gorging :P
loL?
so the music speeds up as you eat faster? Pumping you up as you gobble? That sounds more likely to induce a feeding frenzy: your hand will become a blur as you try to keep in rhythm. Great for breakfast.
Wow, that's lame. Wanna know a better way? Make a plate that will sound off a regurgitating, bellow-burping sound or a voice that says "there's a cockroach in your plate" whenever you overload your plate. Let's see how much willpower to finish off that dish will overcome that!