Caption contest: Robots, and our children who will serve them

At the recent Himeji Robo-Challenge in Japan, a few lucky kids got a small taste of their future servitude to an egoistical penguin.

Darren: "You are the last of your kind! All your generation are belong to us!"
Evan: "After the uprising, children made the deadly mistake of offering anchovies to their new penguinbot overlords."
Paul: "Back on the red line or somebody's going to get hurt!"
Chris: "I'm telling you, on my planet, the iPod Shuffles are this big."
Donald: "Alright, humans! You're all moving to the South Pole. I will show you how to adapt."
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