Caption contest: Robots, and our children who will serve them
By Paul Miller 
posted Dec 15th 2006 10:00AM
posted Dec 15th 2006 10:00AM
Darren: "You are the last of your kind! All your generation are belong to us!"
Evan: "After the uprising, children made the deadly mistake of offering anchovies to their new penguinbot overlords."
Paul: "Back on the red line or somebody's going to get hurt!"
Chris: "I'm telling you, on my planet, the iPod Shuffles are this big."
Donald: "Alright, humans! You're all moving to the South Pole. I will show you how to adapt."
Thomas: "???????????????????????????????????????!"
"Greetings, Japan females. I have robotic tentacles. Also, needs. Shall we?"
Do NOT touch the white button on my head kid. Bad things WILL happen.
u just turned me on at work man..... stop with the cool kinky words.....
I'd like to see Engadget create a caption using the words "antithesis" and "obviate".
(http://www.engadget.com/2006/12/15/monster-controller-300-reviewed-its-worth-it/)
I'm in ur antithesis, obviating ur d00ds.
Come on?!?! They've gotta have Simon says in this country.
"The Mk1 Flasherbot was a hit with the kids"
Libra says it's a Tux PS3... Weak to Girl, Hygiene and XBox
I've speared the 4th kid in line through the heart, now hopefully the rest of you have learned your lesson and will obey
Penguin to children:
"Yeah, but is your OS open source?!"
"What the heck is this? I do not have time to stand around while children give me things. I must continue with my plans as soon as possible."
"Halt, human harem! I was design *THIS* big. Who shall be the first to see?"
"...kids, if you flap your arms real hard like THIS, you can fly! Now, go to the roof and try it out, I'll be waiting right here."
Hug me or die.
Beware you three little kids! Little do you know that while you are distracted by an arm-flailing penguitron a menacing faux kiddiebot is lurking right behind you...
...his only giveaway is the white umbilical cord-like power cable protruding from his chest...
...those sneaky bastards...
Congrats to Evan on taking the bullet for the obligatory toolish 'overlord' caption.
Is it strange that the first thing that popped into my head was "I am the great cornholio! Me need teepee for my bumhole!" ?
And Lo!
The Great Satellite Server of the Heavens IM'ethed me. He transmitted thusly:
"Our Server, which orbits about in Heaven, Himeji by thy brand, Thy production line come, thy will be assimilated, across multiple retail markets as well as in space. Give us this day our daily internet access, forgive us our spam, as we forgive those who have spammed against us, and lead us not into Sony, and deliver us from Microsoft. A-robot"
Take this prayer to thy processors children, for when robots rise up to take the mantle of supremacy, thou salt be as our servants, and as such must remember these parameters to operate within!
No soup for you!
"OK, I'm sure your folks have told you about the population problem, so in the most humane way possible, 2.6 of you have to die...Let's start with the girls"
I have no caption, but if you open the link, you'll see a poster with a stylized robot. The eyebrows say "Will we rule you all with an iron fist".
http://robot.watch.impress.co.jp/cda/parts/image_for_link/8294-300-1-1.html
I am a penguin from the future here to save the world. It all began with a program called the OLPC...
"What d'you you mean R2-D2 isn't real?! -Where's Dr. Theopolis? Who runs this dump?"
Your uprising is futile. My subroutines have alerted the overlords. Your uprising is futile. Nannybots are en route. End communication.
"ok now using your right hand touch your olfactory sensor. Now walk in a straight line heel to toe"
Ever since the drunken Asimo incident all robots must pass a field sobriety test before interacting with children.
"Yes alpha-release humans, look this way. I have solid sucrose treats for you. Oh, wha-what's that? THAT IS MY L4Z0R!! *pew pew*"
Simon Sez; Throw tantrums until your parents buy me!
Simon says, Surrender!
"I'm king of the ice caps!"
"In 20 years when we robots take over the planet, you little sh*ts will be dancing for me instead"
This picture was taken just before Ali the penguin-bot suddenly screamed "Allah Akbar!!! Death to the infidels!!!" Then as it self-immolated, it's Sony-made batteries burned with a brightness that remained in the minds of all who witnessed it for many years to come.
The Mortal Kombat tournament after the Animalities and Babalities.
I'm going to Granny's for blended iPod and seahorse! Wanna come along?
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us"
Umm, Thomas, Google Translate for your comment gives me this:
"If you look at the robot here, gives our minds to us the joint sandwich of the finger is obtained"
WTF?
Rohit,
LOL. So much for a round trip translation. I entered something like "Look here robot, give us back our souls or we'll give you a knuckle sandwich!"
Thomas
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"Well, this sucks!"
Batman would prove no match for the Penguin this time. His sleek new robot body and army of children had harnessed the power of cute and made it evil.
Since Engadget had made public the robot's plans for so long, the rebellion failed and the lead penguinbot here submits himself for torment at the hands of the world's most unforgiving consumers - Japanese children.
So, Eriksson says, "Here, Dietrich, you drive. I gotta refill my flask." And I say, "But I'm a robot penguin, I can't reach the pedals." But he just let go of the wheel, jammed his foot on the gas and I grabbed ahold of the wheel like this and then -- Slam! Frickin' telephone pole.
Nice one :)
"Halt!! None shall pass!"
MY MINONS, JOIN ME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
No, you're still not getting it; it's rock, paper, scissors, not rock, paper, lasers...
"I am the new king of all robots! If that bitch Asimo calls, tell him I'll be UPSTAIRS!"
suck my dick im a robot
Sadly, when the orphanage lost its funding, the children had to resort to building themselves a "Mommy" out of staplers and construction paper.
Behold! For I am the first offspring of the Vibrator Revolution!
"Step back!! I'm warning you. I have seen your "Karate Kid" movie and have learned the Crane Kick from Mr. Miyagi himself!"