Wii in a theater: we don't need no stinkin' pixels

This latest Wii vid, which we've decided in a completely non-mathematical way stretches those 480p pixels to about one square foot of screen per, just goes to prove what all those Wii fanboys have been politely discussing with the Sony and Microsoft camps all along: pixels don't necessarily equal fun. In fact, we'd like to present another theorem of Wii fun: any game that makes your friends look like total fools -- sort of like they look when they're actually bowling, golfing, boxing or saving princesses -- is a total keeper, and if you can do it while being immersed in a totally sick 344-inch theater screen, with a digital theater projector and homemade sensor bar backing you up, then it's all the merrier. Keep reading for a video of this ultimate in Wii setups, or peep that read link for detailed instructions in building your own sensor bar (a variation on the original DoctaBu design).

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2006 9:02AM]

It's a joke. It's supposed to be funny. Laugh.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2006 11:34AM]

"I will NEVER buy the wii just out of principle. I am gonna reward Microsoft and Sony with my money for keeping us moving forward."

I think you copied and pasted that from the definition of elitist.

Oh, and of retarded.

And naive.

Ok, I'm done.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 27th 2006 3:56PM]

Fuck Sony. I bought my PS3, 20gb, and it didn't even have wireless connection. Do you know how pissed I was? I spent so much money for something I actually gotta drag a LAN wire to? I understand I went for the smaller model, but no Wi-Fi. That's low. Honestly, they talk about next GEN and take three steps back by adding no wi-fi. I know I'm making a big deal out of it, but it seriously got me angry. I played Resistance and hated it, so I returned the stupid console. Got my WII, never been happier, and the Wi-Fi works like a charm.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 29th 2006 5:19PM]

My dad owns a theater in LA and i get to play with my wii all day with free pizza form the theater

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..........
LOSERS

P.S IM JUST JOKING

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 5th 2007 6:46AM]

I cant believe the candle replacement for ir sensor bar really works. WOW i even blew it out and the wii remote stop working and relit it and voila it works again. ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 8th 2007 11:07PM]

Jack ur one of the reason why gaming will never revolutionize as u said.. do u understand dat just sayin wat u said makes gaming so boring... if u wanna talk anything repacked... talked about the 360 and ps3.. the only thing they offer is graphics.. nintendo wanted to appeal to a WAY broader audience and not just gamers and bring everyone into gaming so they they get fooled by buying games just for graphics.. i pity u for dissing the BIG N wen they are the most innovators in the industry.. wen u have sony and microsoft making games.. they is no new appeal just the same games gettin better graphics and no new way to play um while overcharging for us gamers.. i can buy all 3 but i dont think its worth it cuase the ps3 and 360 have most of the same games and they are fightin a battle wit each other while the wii is just going in a whole new direction and bring more gamers to this boring gaming community.. if u dont want a wii ok.. dont bag on the company dat gave u gaming and all the favorite games u play today because without the big N they wouldnt be Final fantasy and all the other games we enjoy today.. the will will sell more and u will soon see dat not everyone is not a ignorant and nieve as u

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2007 7:57AM]

sweet, i wanted to do this with the 360... where's the end of the clip when they start playing virtual valerie? haha

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