Keepin' it real fake: New Year's hangover edition

Things might have gotten a bit hazy last night over here at the Engadget HQ, but we're pretty sure we would've remembered chugging down a slab of finely etched 64-bit silicon and a few MB of L2 cache.

[Via Engadget Chinese]

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 9:11PM]

Ever seen the movie PI? Euclid was the name of Max's computer (and a famous mathematician) and had a heavy jewsish/hebrew influence...

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 9:23PM]

Gotta love the intel logo knockoff.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 9:54PM]

I think all this means is that it process's (deteriorates) your liver 3 times faster than competitive products. :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 10:25PM]

Pukelid

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 1:02PM]

Hope you had fun ;)

BTW, computer chips are made of silicon, breast implants were made of silicone

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 10:44PM]

This first appeard on English Russia about 3 days ago, so please give credit where it is due.
http://englishrussia.com/?p=547

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 11:47PM]

you know what, if engadget found it on their own, they don't have to credit your site

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 4:24AM]

It's not my site, I just read it.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2007 11:52PM]

Schweet box, nice way to stash your booze in the server room. Run it through this a couple times...

http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4

... and I bet it would almost be worth whatever exorbitant amount they're probably charging for this package.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 3:17AM]

rofl Core 3 Trio

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 9:57AM]

http://www.euclid.ru/forms/view_alltype.php?ItemNumber=CORE3TRIO&ProdLine=noType

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 11:07AM]

"Here's looking at Euclid." --Humphrey Bogart in math class

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 4:49PM]

Oh man, where can I buy this stuff... That is *fantastic*

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2007 8:02PM]

I'll tell you what's interesting: that's an Intel knock-off badge using the Chicago font. Hmmm...kinda cool.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 3rd 2007 9:17AM]

I guess this kit slows your brain by 40% and also gives a 40% reduction of intelligent thought.

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 6th 2008 2:28AM]

Great! A NEW type of hangover?

Mike.
The Hangover Network
URL: http://www.HangoverNetwork.com

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 4th 2007 4:31AM]

Engadget, did you really get a hold of that and if so, where? email me or something