Providing a mighty blow to both "research studies" and the value of Ph.D degrees everywhere, the latest rubbish
information to come flowing from the Mayo Clinic's research lab is as close to an insult to intelligence as you can get. While it may have been somewhat understood that television can act as a painkiller
for children, and that wireless headsets actually don't improve driving safety
, this obviousness of this one takes the literal cake. The study, which is proclaimed as the "first to scientifically measure the energy spent playing video games," proved that sitting around while gaming burned the same amount of energy as kicking back and watching the tube, but when engaged in a "camera-based activity" (Eye Toy
?), the "energy expenditure tripled." It was also shown that walking on a treadmill
while gaming it up also tripled the energy burned, but it showed a "fivefold increase for the mildly obese
group" of participants. While these results may be miles away from shocking, the most depressing aspect of the entire study was the conclusion that the results were so awe-inspiring that "they warrant further studies in randomized trials." Now, who's paying for this hoopla again?