Now that we know who will be playing in this year's Super Bowl, we can plan the party and which friends are coming by to watch the big game. Here's a hint though: Don't invite this guy or anyone who reads his column. There's always going to be someone who claims they can't see the difference between SD and HDTV, no matter how many times you check the settings and use the proper connections to make sure every line of high def and channel of audio is present and accounted for. Why any one of your "friends" would take this columnists advice and deny the obvious truth that not only does HDTV make for a better viewing experience, but owning one also makes you an inherently better person than they, is unknown, but be on the lookout.

[Via Fark]