Caption Contest: Operation Red Ring of Death
By Paul Miller 
posted Feb 5th 2007 4:47PM
posted Feb 5th 2007 4:47PM
Ryan: "Is it just me, or is the Xbox Live connection hella laggy out here?" Or, "Dude, have you guys played this America's Army game?!"
Evan: "Um, I'd love to keep playing UNO fellas, but I'm a little busy right now." Or, "Hey guys, anyone know how many Achievement points I get for taking out a landmine?"
Paul: "Just a sec guys, they're doing the romance dance!"
Thomas: "What's the command for safety off?"
Chris: "Just give me a sec, Sarge... I'm playing out this scenario in GRAW to see if we live or die." Or, "Gold subscription expired... I can't connect to the drone. Can I use your Visa, sir?"
Donald: "Hang on guys, we need a firmware update before we can go any further."
Darren: "I admit, I feel a little bad for keeping the head-mounted displays biz lucrative."
up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-b-a-start... ok, we're safe now Sarge, GO!
OK, I realize that is just a game but this is taking it a bit to far with the XBox Live thing.
"What? What?! Yo! Someone tell the sarge that I can't hear him again!"
or
"fscking n00b! Stop camping!"
"Guys wait up, i've got another loading screen"
AWP whore!
Dont go any farther!!! I've got some guys wi-fi connection!
"I think I'm startin' to like this portable iPOD remote."
"...Bogden, you call me Master Chief one more time and your're gonna be on KP for a month."
WTF Sarge, a multi billion dollar defense budget and I can't get a wireless controller?
"North, North, South, South, West, East, West, East, Bravo, Alpha, Start..."
http://www.army.mil/-images/2007/02/02/2288/army.mil-2007-02-02-091958.jpg
It's Zephyr!
"you two go left and you two go right, I'll stay here and play with my PSP.. did I say that outloud?"
Guy one: A NEW HIGH SCORE!
Guy two to guy three: What does "high score" mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?
"Alriiiiiight, running riot!"
"Ok guys. There should be a spawn point next to the ramp up ahead. Grab the dragonskin in the doorway and keep an eye open for spawns below the walkway."
"We're screwed, they have host advantage."
"Hey, Sarge, this chick looks just like your wife?"
If that was XBL they would have been cheated already......providing their 360's were still working ha ha ha ha (correct i know!!)
How do you bunny hop with this thing?
Dude, I hate coming outside...
its not even in HD.
Xbox guy- "OK guys, we have 4 tangos and one of them has a sniper rifle. So I want you to run up to him, and you two to flank him to the right. The rest of us were take the rest out.
*five minutes later*
Solider 1- "Sarge, if we were in a real war we all be dead"
Xbox guy- "Wait you were listening to me, I was playing Rainbow Six Vegas."
"Peyton, how many Playstations are there in the truck?"
"Sir, I repeat: How many Lives do we get in this Army? One!!? What about lag??"
OR
"Hey I can see my house... Now I am 'driving' on the Vegas Strip... You sure you don't want to try Sarge?"
After he dies he'll say "that was bulls**t".
It seems he's using the 360 controller to guide a robot: http://www.army.mil/-images/2007/02/02/2288/
Who stuck these orange things in the end of our guns!
Omg they are using hax! GUNBLOCK
Only a firmware update will save us, get ready to go
***Xbox red light flashes**
"Hold up, Sarge. Nobody go until I enable GOD mode."
Dang it. Who took the rumble out of this thing?!?
"I think my analog stick is fubar'ed sarge...I keep clicking it and I can't uncrouch!"
-or-
"This war has one achievement worth 1000 points - rated near impossible"
/lfg
Anyone for fallujah streets? Level 65 and above only please. PST.
What no force feedback? Stupid Sony !
Or
In Russia computers play you. (Sorry had to do it)
Ouch ! Wow, you sure can feel this new Virtual Rea... *passes out from blood loss*
-or-
Dammit! Why is Fred on our team again?
Hey, I know Bogden and you guys have it all wrong. He is a specialist. In this photo he is piloting a pilotless drone, oh wait.
Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
soldier #1 - oh shit, leroy just ran in.
soldier #2 - god damn it leroy!
"Massive lag. Sorry, what happened?"
"Power Overwhelming. Why isn't it working?!"
"BRB Pizza Hut."
"Hey someone is using aimbot! Admin, kick the noob!"
Guy with Controller: Whoa! I aint going over there! This thingy says imma die if i go!....
"What I would do if I had a CrossCom"
Remember those GRAW community videos on Xbox Live Marketplace... Well, you get the point :)
"snap, osama is about to be pwned"
"Okay, we've got our target. Adams and Woods, you flank right. Martinez, Rogers, you're with me. Everybody remember we're doing the king's work here—make sure those whoppers are nice and hot."
Soldier #1: What Happen?
Soldier #2: Somebody set us up the bomb.
too bad they weren't using a 360 controller, otherwise they could have used real time weapon switching.
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"What the hell... according to this, we've got to pay $15 to finish this mission."
Loud enough for the enemy to hear, "'You've Got Mail!'"
Wait! Before we move out, does anybody have extra Phoenix Downs?
"The Hammer of Dawn is back online"
If only our troops were paid better, Bogden could have sprung for the premium package which includes a WIRELESS controller.
"no RB is reload X is night vision"
Sweet! I'm giving our Klonies all Oakley sunglasses and bright yellow muzzles on our M16s, Sarge!