Caption Contest: Giant Wiimote rivals original Xbox controller in size
By Paul Miller 
posted Feb 9th 2007 12:46PM
posted Feb 9th 2007 12:46PM
Paul: "Sadly, Susy's brand new Wiimote suffered from a defective strap as well." or "Despite controller innovations, the Wii2's graphics capabilities remained relatively unchanged."
Evan: "Julie and her little friends would always regret the day they decided to play Wii baseball with that oversize novelty controller."
Ryan: "They make you buy this for Wii Sports: Surfing and Bodybuilding."
Chris: "Affectionately known as 'The Duchess,' Nintendo's first-generation Wiimote never saw the light of day after a rousing round of Bowling left eight dead at Nintendo headquarters."
Donald: "This new Wii exercise regime is really starting to pay off."
Thomas: "Someday your Mii will control you."
[Via Wii Fanboy]
After the "enlargement", the Wii became the best boyfriend Susie ever had.
The size of the Wii really does matter!
Finally a solution to Wiimote safety!
Introducing The WiiBag - the worlds first video game controller airbag! Safe for you, your friends and your flat-panel television.
"The Lilliputians initially feared and attacked Gulliver, but became docile when he showed them how to play Wii Tennis."
"Susy woke up to find that she was 1/8 her original size. Perhaps by reflex, perhaps in denial, she began her morning Wii workout..."
Needless to say Susy was more than disappointed that the full size wiimote no longer had the vibrate function for those lonely nights.
"Where is the 'vibrate' button?"
"The Nintendo Wii-mote: Now available at you local S & M Shop"
Susy woke up this morning n found a giant Wii remote on her bed. One problem she has with it, is what kind of batteries does THIS take?
The Wii-mote if Sony made it.
With the rapid rise of Wiimote theft, Nintendo was left with only one course of action.
or
In order to dominate yet another market, Nintendo entered into the fast paced game of female hygiene, spawning a new marketing slogan, “Wii tampons, also in Plus sizes."
After witnessing the destructive force of the original remote, Nintendo scaled it 10 fold and sold it to the US Military to replace the aging Tomahawk Cruise Missile
I bet I'll get my picture on Engadget after this goes flying through my TV.
Now that I have this all I need now is the 50'x50' DDR mat!
"Get the President on the line...we found the WMD."
In Soviet Russia, Wiimote controls you!
In Soviet Russia, Wiimote controls you!
Morning Wii: This is what happens when you give your Wii too much Viagra.
Seriously, the only think I could think of when I saw this picture, was this...
http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/smb3_powerup.wav
30 day trial FREE Wii Enlargement - It really works! Had to say it
"my husband's blow up doll will be jealous"
What no trigger happy tv joke yet?
See:
http://www.vidly.net/video-trigger-happy-tv-giant-cell-phone.html
Mom...the box says this is supposed to be shipped to the Sony US headquarters...apparently its filled with candy!
This Just In:
Local girl recovers God's missing Wii-Mote.
Damn that stupid rabbit and his shrinking potion... hand me that box of candy.
Let's play Wii with the Szalinskis.
miniature human receives remote for birthday
Hot off the Onion newswire:
"Area woman misreads radio contest title, 'Hold Your Wee for a Wii'; dies of hernia-related complications."
Or...
"We've got Wii, not so Wii, and FRIGGIN' HUGE!"
It's not the size of your Wii; it's how you use it.
"I don't know what happened. We were playing Wario Ware, and the more I shook it, the bigger it got!"
Sued for false advertising, Nintendo's "same as Jumbo Shrimp" defense for the new "Mega Wii-mote" was surprisingly effective; although the new slogan "Not as Wii as Thee" did cause some confusion.
"Advancements in game immersion became all too real one day while playing 'Honey, I Shrunk the Mii's'"
"Thank god this isn't an oversized PS3 control and has force-feedback, now I'll never be lonely"
Wow, how Wii-tarded. This wii-mote was specifically designed to replace your girlfriend. (The "vibrate" function is hidden, you just have to learn how to turn "her" on.
Upon seeing Mary's new Wiimote her father decided it might be best to hold off on that 72 inch plasma for the game room.
"Make sure you put on the wriststrap, because if that thing hits my TV, I will end you."
Wii represent Nintendo ... Nintendo ... Nintendo
Nintendo finally caves in and allows adult videogames.
This photo actually belongs to Francis Roque who took the photo of his sister & is posted on his Flickr page: flickr.com/photos/fanis. I think it would be wise while having your contest that you actually gave proper credit to the individual who took the photo. Furthermore, I'm sure he wouldn't mind your use of the photo for the contest since Franics & his sister are advid Wii fans.
No wee Wii for Suzy
Nintendo caves into adult industry's demands for 'interactive' adult gaming.
Girl buys grandpa very first Wii-mote for Seniors.
Hi,
This is my picture. I took it, and it's of my sister & her Wii-mote display she got from work. I don't know who put this up online and blurred her face. The original picture is here: http://flickr.com/photos/fanis/379954905/
I'd either like picture credits and the original photo, without editing put up,or you take this down all together. I don't think that's too much to ask.
Thanks,
Francis
personally i would not want my sisters face visible, especially with a phallic object like a wii mote. That is a good way to get her photoshopped. I am surprised this hasn't made its way to fark or whatever it is called where they photoshop pics.
"For Valentines Day, what more could your girlfriend want than to be slapped in the face with your Wii"
Unfortunately for Julie, the Nunchuk attachment was nowhere to be found.
WHO WANTS TO WII MUTUMBO!!???
in former soviet union, remote plays you
New Madden 2007 accessory for tackle drills.
Introducing the new Wiimote for use with Leisure Suit Larry 69!!
Meaty strap-on included.