Caption Contest: Giant Wiimote rivals original Xbox controller in size

Look, see? Her face is blurred out, it's totally anonymous. We don't know where this gargantuan Wiimote came from, and we don't know where it's going, so don't hold back. Let's hear the worst console-related cheap shots you've got, we know you have it in you.

Paul: "Sadly, Susy's brand new Wiimote suffered from a defective strap as well." or "Despite controller innovations, the Wii2's graphics capabilities remained relatively unchanged."
Evan: "Julie and her little friends would always regret the day they decided to play Wii baseball with that oversize novelty controller."
Ryan: "They make you buy this for Wii Sports: Surfing and Bodybuilding."
Chris: "Affectionately known as 'The Duchess,' Nintendo's first-generation Wiimote never saw the light of day after a rousing round of Bowling left eight dead at Nintendo headquarters."
Donald: "This new Wii exercise regime is really starting to pay off."
Thomas: "Someday your Mii will control you."

[Via Wii Fanboy]

[Rmayii @ Feb 9th 2007 12:59PM]

Finally a solution to Wiimote safety!

Introducing The WiiBag - the worlds first video game controller airbag! Safe for you, your friends and your flat-panel television.

[Hunter @ Feb 9th 2007 12:59PM]

"The Lilliputians initially feared and attacked Gulliver, but became docile when he showed them how to play Wii Tennis."

[mark @ Feb 9th 2007 1:01PM]

Needless to say Susy was more than disappointed that the full size wiimote no longer had the vibrate function for those lonely nights.

[Scabies @ Feb 9th 2007 1:01PM]

"Susy woke up to find that she was 1/8 her original size. Perhaps by reflex, perhaps in denial, she began her morning Wii workout..."

[aural @ Feb 9th 2007 1:01PM]

"Where is the 'vibrate' button?"

[Brennan @ Feb 9th 2007 1:04PM]

Susy woke up this morning n found a giant Wii remote on her bed. One problem she has with it, is what kind of batteries does THIS take?

[Rick wilson @ Feb 9th 2007 1:05PM]

The Wii-mote if Sony made it.

[ieatbunnies @ Feb 9th 2007 1:06PM]

With the rapid rise of Wiimote theft, Nintendo was left with only one course of action.

or

In order to dominate yet another market, Nintendo entered into the fast paced game of female hygiene, spawning a new marketing slogan, “Wii tampons, also in Plus sizes."

[dataminer49er @ Feb 9th 2007 1:08PM]

Now that I have this all I need now is the 50'x50' DDR mat!

[victor @ Feb 9th 2007 1:15PM]

"Get the President on the line...we found the WMD."

[js @ Feb 9th 2007 1:17PM]

In Soviet Russia, Wiimote controls you!

[enzo @ Feb 9th 2007 1:22PM]

30 day trial FREE Wii Enlargement - It really works! Had to say it

[Jesse Edgar @ Feb 9th 2007 1:22PM]

Seriously, the only think I could think of when I saw this picture, was this...

http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/smb3_powerup.wav

[Brandon @ Feb 9th 2007 1:23PM]

After witnessing the destructive force of the original remote, Nintendo scaled it 10 fold and sold it to the US Military to replace the aging Tomahawk Cruise Missile

[Ronald Garcia @ Feb 9th 2007 1:30PM]

"my husband's blow up doll will be jealous"

[Pete @ Feb 9th 2007 1:32PM]

What no trigger happy tv joke yet?

See:

http://www.vidly.net/video-trigger-happy-tv-giant-cell-phone.html

[Warren @ Feb 9th 2007 1:34PM]

Mom...the box says this is supposed to be shipped to the Sony US headquarters...apparently its filled with candy!

[Greg @ Feb 9th 2007 1:38PM]

This Just In:

Local girl recovers God's missing Wii-Mote.

[Jimbo62 @ Feb 9th 2007 1:39PM]

miniature human receives remote for birthday

[Bollenator @ Feb 9th 2007 1:42PM]

Hot off the Onion newswire:

"Area woman misreads radio contest title, 'Hold Your Wee for a Wii'; dies of hernia-related complications."

Or...

"We've got Wii, not so Wii, and FRIGGIN' HUGE!"

[Clayj @ Feb 9th 2007 1:50PM]

It's not the size of your Wii; it's how you use it.

[Dr. Bobo @ Feb 9th 2007 1:52PM]

"I don't know what happened. We were playing Wario Ware, and the more I shook it, the bigger it got!"

[Cary Gordon @ Feb 9th 2007 1:54PM]

Sued for false advertising, Nintendo's "same as Jumbo Shrimp" defense for the new "Mega Wii-mote" was surprisingly effective; although the new slogan "Not as Wii as Thee" did cause some confusion.

[Ryan @ Feb 9th 2007 1:59PM]

"Advancements in game immersion became all too real one day while playing 'Honey, I Shrunk the Mii's'"

[eric @ Feb 9th 2007 2:02PM]

After the "enlargement", the Wii became the best boyfriend Susie ever had.

[Mario Mejia @ Feb 9th 2007 2:03PM]

"Thank god this isn't an oversized PS3 control and has force-feedback, now I'll never be lonely"

[courtenay27 @ Feb 9th 2007 2:05PM]

Upon seeing Mary's new Wiimote her father decided it might be best to hold off on that 72 inch plasma for the game room.

[Engadget @ Feb 9th 2007 2:05PM]

Wow, how Wii-tarded. This wii-mote was specifically designed to replace your girlfriend. (The "vibrate" function is hidden, you just have to learn how to turn "her" on.

[Wembley @ Feb 9th 2007 2:24PM]

"Make sure you put on the wriststrap, because if that thing hits my TV, I will end you."

[Alejandro @ Feb 9th 2007 2:33PM]

Nintendo finally caves in and allows adult videogames.

[rosey @ Feb 9th 2007 2:33PM]

No wee Wii for Suzy

[Alejandro @ Feb 9th 2007 2:36PM]

Nintendo caves into adult industry's demands for 'interactive' adult gaming.

[kenf2 @ Feb 9th 2007 2:36PM]

Girl buys grandpa very first Wii-mote for Seniors.

[jizzle @ Feb 9th 2007 2:42PM]

In Soviet Russia, Wiimote controls you!

[Jason G @ Feb 9th 2007 2:45PM]

The size of the Wii really does matter!

[Jean @ Feb 9th 2007 2:47PM]

"For Valentines Day, what more could your girlfriend want than to be slapped in the face with your Wii"

[j.lee @ Feb 9th 2007 2:49PM]

Unfortunately for Julie, the Nunchuk attachment was nowhere to be found.

[Dave's Football Blog @ Feb 9th 2007 3:04PM]

WHO WANTS TO WII MUTUMBO!!???

[Joseph @ Feb 9th 2007 3:06PM]

in former soviet union, remote plays you

[Joseph @ Feb 9th 2007 3:09PM]

New Madden 2007 accessory for tackle drills.

[beavis_2k @ Feb 9th 2007 3:19PM]

To avoid lawsuits of wiimotes crashing into object, Nintento releases the "Wii-lly Big". Shortly after, two gamers found dead of concussions after a game of Wii Boxing.

[Francis Roque @ Feb 9th 2007 3:30PM]

Hi,

This is my picture. I took it, and it's of my sister & her Wii-mote display she got from work. I don't know who put this up online and blurred her face. The original picture is here: http://flickr.com/photos/fanis/379954905/

I'd either like picture credits and the original photo, without editing put up,or you take this down all together. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Thanks,

Francis

[Joseph @ Feb 9th 2007 6:26PM]

personally i would not want my sisters face visible, especially with a phallic object like a wii mote. That is a good way to get her photoshopped. I am surprised this hasn't made its way to fark or whatever it is called where they photoshop pics.

[Vijay @ Feb 9th 2007 3:30PM]

"It's a long story: I traded my favorite cow to a plumber named Mario for a so-called magical flower. I planted it in my garden, and the next morning..."

[Redbeard @ Feb 9th 2007 3:32PM]

Nintendo's new advertising campaign is attempting to innovate as much as its new game console, as is demonstrated by the custom floatation device pictured above which will begin to appear on airlines world wide in May.

[dsm1217 @ Feb 9th 2007 3:42PM]

Sir Mixalot's Wii Mote found, when asked for comment he replies, "I like big Wii's and I cannot lie, you other suckers can deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big Wii mote in your face you get sprung"

or

Janie's frinds always knew she preffered a guy with a big Wii, she is seen in this photo snuggling whit her bf's giant Wii mote.

[number40one @ Feb 9th 2007 4:03PM]

Looks like "Enzyte Bob" is trying to get some well earned respect from the neighborhood again.

[Rob T. @ Feb 9th 2007 4:19PM]

"Introducing the new Wii Crotch-bat."

[o0adam0o @ Feb 9th 2007 4:20PM]

Nintendo HQ sends Susy H. a letter of condolence and a giant inflatable Wii-Mote after she lost her mother and 2 sibblings in a terrible Wii-Mote incident.

[Andrew Hutner @ Feb 9th 2007 4:20PM]

Ha Ha they will never find his body in here!