Paul: "Sadly, Susy's brand new Wiimote suffered from a defective strap as well." or "Despite controller innovations, the Wii2's graphics capabilities remained relatively unchanged."
Evan: "Julie and her little friends would always regret the day they decided to play Wii baseball with that oversize novelty controller."
Ryan: "They make you buy this for Wii Sports: Surfing and Bodybuilding."
Chris: "Affectionately known as 'The Duchess,' Nintendo's first-generation Wiimote never saw the light of day after a rousing round of Bowling left eight dead at Nintendo headquarters."
Donald: "This new Wii exercise regime is really starting to pay off."
Thomas: "Someday your Mii will control you."
[Via Wii Fanboy]