Caption Contest: the wireframe car
By Ryan Block 
posted March 14th 2007 7:51AM
posted March 14th 2007 7:51AM
Behold Benedict Radcliffe's "Modern Japanese Classic," a 1:1 scale Subaru Impreza wireframe art project. We heard it was still in dev though, they haven't enabled textures yet. Casual caption contest? Oh sure, why not:
Chris: "Ten days of intensive wind tunnel testing yielded... no data."
Ryan: "Let's see you crap on THIS, friggin' pigeons!"
Paul: "Bill's invisible car experiment would've been a resounding success were it not for a clever prank by a few of his engineering buddies."
Jeannie: "Neither an electric, hybrid, or gas-powered car, this beauty runs on straight-up crack."
Ross: "Thanks, but I'll keep my Light Cycle."
[Via Core77 and Winding Road]
Magic Lasso in hand, Wonder Woman stops at the local supermarket to pick up a few brewskies.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
-Err, high Polycount?
Available in white, hot pink, and bird shit yellow.
Wonder Women's daily driver
Damn... looks like you beat me to the punch #1
Is it just me who does not get the wonder woman comments??
it is?
...........damn........
It's 22B!
0-60mph in 4.40 sec!
All show and no go.
Hey Neo! The texture mapping in the Matrix has gone haywire again!
My new wire frame car really reduces air resistance......
Now I got to figure out a way to put some stickers on it....
Everyone knows stickers add 10 horse power
Dude, where's my car?
"It doesn't matter if I get in an accident. The frame turns into the MS paper clip and gives me interesting tips. Either way, its a win-win situation."
Forget the caption contest - I just need to say that those pictures are really weirding me out.
oh no someone shift-F7ed my car
"I told you, No wire hangers, ever!"
"Yes mommy dearest!"
Shazbot! Someone stole my engine!
The workers at the wire-coat-hanger factory enjoyed making trouble at the neighboring asylum.
Help Wanted: Now hiring wire frame test drivers. No previous texture experience required.
"No, wind isn't the problem. But trying to explain my farmers' tan has been difficult.
Behold the vehicle for SUPER-STICKMAN. Wonder Woman and her Invisable Jet is just to clumsy for me.
Subaru've been framed?
Soz.
Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn ... in a summer movie event ... the sequel you've been waiting 20 years for ... "Birdshit on a Wire".
Theyve been doing this with old VW Beetles forever...
Granted those lean a little towards the decorative side.
I thought it said "Lamborghini Car" on ebay, but now that I look at it closer, it said "Linguini Car". Boy is my face red.
At long last, the auto body shop version of Operation nears completion
"...And rounding out this year's model line, the car perfect for every paranoid father of a teenage girl -- the completely make-out proof vehicle."
This is happens when you peel off all the Type-R decals.
(Darn grammar.)
This is what happens when you peel off all the Type-R decals.
I always knew those car commercials were computer generated!
Once we master the cell processor, this baby will be in glorious 4D!
it's like vector art on speed
Benedict realized he was just one neon-blue light kit away from creating his own Tron racer.
Damn these new xray glasses only work on cars.
Or
New device to show women that their small car can fit in the parking place - wooooh not nice ;-)
The new "ultra-crumple safety zone" means that in the event of an accident you and your passengers will be completely obliterated!
Guy One "Finaly a good Looking subaru"
Guy two "But you cant see it"
Guy One "Exactly"
Where are all the Automan(the 80's classic) comments?
Cursor!.... Subaru!
I said NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!
Tron 3.0: Escape From the Mainframe
http://scott.ganyo.com
i stripped the engine, the chassis , the wheels, the dash , the exhaust , the carberetta, the wheels, the axels, the wing mirrors, the .....
so you stripped everything
yeah , i stripped everything
you were stoned again right ?
yeah , yeah , i was,
Well, the cloaking device sort of works....
Maybe it just crashed in Motorstorm.
Roger Rabbit returns from the store only to find that Judge Doom has pissed all over his car.
-OR-
"Do you feel a draft? I feel a draft."
Very spacious interior, tho. Spacious exterior too.
The Flintstones have really moved to the 21st Century with their new car!
"Looks like Subaru's trying to show Chysler a thing or two about saving money on manufacturing expenses."
"The newest addition to the Transformers: Hangtime!"
"Finally, my dream car... now I can tan all day and still make it to the nail salon!"
80's flashback time -
"Man, Automan has really stepped up his look!"
And of course, I posted before reading the comment by new666 on the second page...
I'm a monkey - everyone look at the monkey...
The car that Tron built.
Once again Yokohama showing that they are on the leading edge by making wire tires to go on some bangin wire rims.
Only 36 more payments until I get the seats!
To commemorate the 100th anniversary of The Beatles Rubber Soul, Subaru released a special edition 2065 Impreza called "Drive My Car/I'm Looking Through You" to rave reviews.