Caption Contest: the wireframe car

Behold Benedict Radcliffe's "Modern Japanese Classic," a 1:1 scale Subaru Impreza wireframe art project. We heard it was still in dev though, they haven't enabled textures yet. Casual caption contest? Oh sure, why not:

Chris: "Ten days of intensive wind tunnel testing yielded... no data."
Ryan: "Let's see you crap on THIS, friggin' pigeons!"
Paul: "Bill's invisible car experiment would've been a resounding success were it not for a clever prank by a few of his engineering buddies."
Jeannie: "Neither an electric, hybrid, or gas-powered car, this beauty runs on straight-up crack."
Ross: "Thanks, but I'll keep my Light Cycle."

[Via Core77 and Winding Road]

[F @ Mar 14th 2007 8:02AM]

Magic Lasso in hand, Wonder Woman stops at the local supermarket to pick up a few brewskies.

[Markus @ Mar 14th 2007 8:04AM]

Do you know why I pulled you over?
-Err, high Polycount?

[Alex Cormier @ Mar 14th 2007 8:08AM]

Available in white, hot pink, and bird shit yellow.

[Jake @ Mar 14th 2007 8:05AM]

Wonder Women's daily driver

[Jake @ Mar 14th 2007 8:07AM]

Damn... looks like you beat me to the punch #1

[Keef @ Mar 14th 2007 8:15AM]

Is it just me who does not get the wonder woman comments??


it is?

...........damn........

[Chris L. @ Mar 14th 2007 8:20AM]

It's 22B!


0-60mph in 4.40 sec!

[f00b4r @ Mar 14th 2007 8:25AM]

All show and no go.

[adammhaile @ Mar 14th 2007 8:28AM]

Hey Neo! The texture mapping in the Matrix has gone haywire again!

[Arnold @ Mar 14th 2007 8:29AM]

My new wire frame car really reduces air resistance......


Now I got to figure out a way to put some stickers on it....

Everyone knows stickers add 10 horse power

[Rick @ Mar 14th 2007 8:31AM]

Dude, where's my car?

[Nubaeus @ Mar 14th 2007 8:34AM]

"It doesn't matter if I get in an accident. The frame turns into the MS paper clip and gives me interesting tips. Either way, its a win-win situation."

[zoara @ Mar 14th 2007 8:35AM]

Forget the caption contest - I just need to say that those pictures are really weirding me out.

[fatfishy @ Mar 14th 2007 8:41AM]

oh no someone shift-F7ed my car

[D-man @ Mar 15th 2007 9:22AM]

"I told you, No wire hangers, ever!"
"Yes mommy dearest!"

[Matthew @ Mar 14th 2007 9:25AM]

Shazbot! Someone stole my engine!

[iptydafu @ Mar 14th 2007 8:52AM]

The workers at the wire-coat-hanger factory enjoyed making trouble at the neighboring asylum.

[Ira @ Mar 14th 2007 8:53AM]

Help Wanted: Now hiring wire frame test drivers. No previous texture experience required.

[tillerboy @ Mar 14th 2007 8:59AM]

"No, wind isn't the problem. But trying to explain my farmers' tan has been difficult.

[PEZ @ Mar 14th 2007 9:36AM]

Behold the vehicle for SUPER-STICKMAN. Wonder Woman and her Invisable Jet is just to clumsy for me.

[Rymix @ Mar 14th 2007 9:04AM]

Subaru've been framed?

Soz.

[Jordan Werme @ Mar 14th 2007 9:04AM]

Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn ... in a summer movie event ... the sequel you've been waiting 20 years for ... "Birdshit on a Wire".

[LittleJoe @ Mar 14th 2007 9:08AM]

Theyve been doing this with old VW Beetles forever...

Granted those lean a little towards the decorative side.

[Justin @ Mar 14th 2007 7:46PM]

I thought it said "Lamborghini Car" on ebay, but now that I look at it closer, it said "Linguini Car". Boy is my face red.

[just.Rob @ Mar 14th 2007 9:15AM]

At long last, the auto body shop version of Operation nears completion

[Jake @ Mar 14th 2007 9:20AM]

"...And rounding out this year's model line, the car perfect for every paranoid father of a teenage girl -- the completely make-out proof vehicle."

[JS @ Mar 14th 2007 9:20AM]

This is happens when you peel off all the Type-R decals.

[JS @ Mar 14th 2007 9:23AM]

(Darn grammar.)

This is what happens when you peel off all the Type-R decals.

[Eric Law @ Mar 14th 2007 10:20AM]

I always knew those car commercials were computer generated!

[shaf2k @ Mar 14th 2007 9:46AM]

Once we master the cell processor, this baby will be in glorious 4D!

[tchiseen @ Mar 14th 2007 9:49AM]

it's like vector art on speed

[J @ Mar 14th 2007 9:56AM]

Benedict realized he was just one neon-blue light kit away from creating his own Tron racer.

[John Guest @ Mar 14th 2007 9:55AM]

Damn these new xray glasses only work on cars.

Or

New device to show women that their small car can fit in the parking place - wooooh not nice ;-)

[XaWN @ Mar 14th 2007 10:29AM]

The new "ultra-crumple safety zone" means that in the event of an accident you and your passengers will be completely obliterated!

[james @ Mar 14th 2007 10:02AM]

Guy One "Finaly a good Looking subaru"
Guy two "But you cant see it"
Guy One "Exactly"

[new666 @ Mar 14th 2007 10:02AM]

Where are all the Automan(the 80's classic) comments?

Cursor!.... Subaru!

[J @ Mar 14th 2007 10:12AM]

I said NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!

[Scott Ganyo @ Mar 14th 2007 10:13AM]

Tron 3.0: Escape From the Mainframe

http://scott.ganyo.com

[the chosen one @ Mar 14th 2007 10:19AM]

i stripped the engine, the chassis , the wheels, the dash , the exhaust , the carberetta, the wheels, the axels, the wing mirrors, the .....

so you stripped everything

yeah , i stripped everything

you were stoned again right ?

yeah , yeah , i was,

[Mike @ Mar 14th 2007 10:20AM]

Well, the cloaking device sort of works....

[Matt B @ Mar 14th 2007 10:22AM]

Maybe it just crashed in Motorstorm.

[nth256 @ Mar 14th 2007 10:33AM]

Roger Rabbit returns from the store only to find that Judge Doom has pissed all over his car.

-OR-

"Do you feel a draft? I feel a draft."

Very spacious interior, tho. Spacious exterior too.

[spudgun @ Mar 14th 2007 10:36AM]

The Flintstones have really moved to the 21st Century with their new car!

[Scorpious @ Mar 14th 2007 10:47AM]

"Looks like Subaru's trying to show Chysler a thing or two about saving money on manufacturing expenses."

"The newest addition to the Transformers: Hangtime!"

"Finally, my dream car... now I can tan all day and still make it to the nail salon!"

[LoserMLW @ Mar 14th 2007 11:05AM]

80's flashback time -

"Man, Automan has really stepped up his look!"

[LoserMLW @ Mar 14th 2007 11:08AM]

And of course, I posted before reading the comment by new666 on the second page...

I'm a monkey - everyone look at the monkey...

[Barry Johansen @ Mar 14th 2007 11:11AM]

The car that Tron built.

[Michael Vernor @ Mar 14th 2007 11:21AM]

Once again Yokohama showing that they are on the leading edge by making wire tires to go on some bangin wire rims.

[Lou Griffith @ Mar 14th 2007 11:26AM]

Only 36 more payments until I get the seats!

[sam @ Mar 14th 2007 11:36AM]

To commemorate the 100th anniversary of The Beatles Rubber Soul, Subaru released a special edition 2065 Impreza called "Drive My Car/I'm Looking Through You" to rave reviews.