Alright, this thing isn't technically a phone -- it's just a Bluetooth handsfree -- but we're not sure when we're next going to have the opportunity to whip out the term "pillowphone," so we thought it was in everyone's best interest to use it here. The "perCushion" concept getting passed around at CeBIT this year takes the
sound pillow concept one step further, making it even easier than usual to nod off while chatting with boring peeps thanks to an integrated loudspeaker and a rather comfy-looking design. Power is provided by a rechargeable battery so you don't have any unsightly wires following the accessory into bed with you. Maybe designer Urban Tool puts it best when it says that the perCushion takes us back to a time when "communication with a close friend stood for something emotional and touching" -- and
sleepy, Urban Tool. Don't forget that part. Look for the perCushion to make the courageous leap from concept to production in 2008.
[Via
textually.org]
posted Mar 20th 2007 11:26AM
Holy crap, what's wrong with that girl's skin?
Worst makeup ever, that's what.
http://www.unation.at/ut/website/download.php?img=pC_011_CMYK300.jpg
Great for those monthly conference calls with the CEO.
It needs to be in a body pillow, that way I can cuddle after phone sex.
....Thank you Mike...Thank you...
eh, only a 'tool' would buy this.
Because, ya know, scantily-clad Asian girls cradling giant plush bananas on shag carpetting is such an integral part of my daily routine.
dam this asian is hot... oh wait wait, I'm making connections here... hot sexy babe, pillow, bed... hot girl.. bed... gotta... get... Urban Tool's pillow...
Saw this cushion thing on german television. They said something bout 500€.
WOAH! Thanks for the image Mike, you just screwed all my wet dreams and stopped me from buying some banana pilow crap.
Whole new meaning to the phrase "Pillow Talk"
I've heard of pillow talk, but this is absurd
hahaha
Your's too?
But does it vibrate?
wait, that image has a pillow? O_o
Great!! Just what the world needs...
A Phone that will accidentally 'speed dial' your wife/husband while you are cheating on them.
TOP SELLING POINTS:
- Comes equipped with a 'voice recorder' for those muffled + orgasmic 'howls of passion'.
- Offers the convenience of never leaving your bed when you need to 'call in sick' for work.
- Offers 'Hands-Free' dialing for those who are too lazy to stop masturbating between conference calls.
- Innovative 'Rollover Redial' feature.
- Comes with a FREE "Girls Gone Wild" instructional DVD.
- 'Caller ID' works with DNA hair samples.
- Revolutionary 'Push-To-Talk' feature during doggy-style sex.
- 100% Drool Resistant.
AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH:
- Fits comfortably between your legs during those 'intimate conversations'.
- Over 50+ downloadable Ringtones and 'Wake Up' Chimes.
- Fold it over to block telemarketers forever!
- 'Stifle a victim' while calling for help to dispose of the body.
- 'Mute Button' doubles as an anti-snoring device.
- Having another argument with your lover? Wrap it around your ears to put those pesky skanks 'On Hold'.
----------------------
WARNING:
- 'Pillow Biting' may result in unwarranted long-distance charges on your next billing cycle.
Grown if you can't put constructive comments, at least add humor in your posts.
Oops Sorry, I tried to be funny. [Guess I won't quit my 'day job' after all! LOL]
I'll do better next time, I swear!