Caption contest: eternal rest inside a Nokia

Yep, it's a coffin. Mobile phones have become such a critical part of our daily lives, and apparently they're becoming a critical part of our deaths now, too -- but if you're going to spend the rest of eternity inside a single phone, do you really want it to be a Nokia 7250? Seriously?

Chris: "Giving 'Early Termination Fee' a whole new meaning."
Ryan: "Nokia: connecting dead people."
Paul: "Of course it comes with an FM radio!"
Sean: "Though it will never pass the pocket test, the coffin does include the rarely used AG2GP (Audio Grave to Grave) Bluetooth profile."
Evan: "*Casket will only work in certain graveyards, $200 reburial fee applicable"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:34PM]

if it were an iphone he would probably come back to life

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:24PM]

Connecting People...to the afterlife?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:20PM]

Nokia will not be held responsible if you and/or a loved one rises from the dead as a zombie due to radiation levels found inside the NOKIA7250 branded coffin.

Legal Note: not intended for use by vampires and those already undead.

[RohitKapur Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:28PM]

In Soviet Russia, phone owns you!

[thebline Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:30PM]

All I know is it makes it a hell of a lot easier than praying to talk to your loved ones...

[clayj Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:30PM]

Talk about getting "locked in" to a long-term contract...

[Gordon Kane Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:43PM]

Dial 1-800-IAM-DEAD

[thebline Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:45PM]

I guess this puts the final nail in the coffin of that old "Cellphones are bad/not bad for your health" debate...

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:34PM]

Can you hear me now? No??? oh wait...

[DubiousOne Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:14PM]

Gives new meaning to the term "dead ringer."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 6:29PM]

This model will not work in certain dead zones.

[gregnat Posted Mar 30th 2007 7:28PM]

Ring, Ring, "The person you are trying to call is DEAD right now, If you would like to leave a message press 1."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:46PM]

"Live by the Cellphone, die by the cellphone."

"Now in Human powered Version, the ultimate in Eco-Friendly!"

"This here took first prize in the fair this year, the others just couldn't get their weight up."

[iTapThat Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:38PM]

Three words: no roaming fee

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:13PM]

Now with longer battery life!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:56PM]

This way, if you get buried alive, you can call for help

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:41PM]

Nokia decides to target a new demographic with their latest offering.

[Scabies Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:43PM]

"I cant hear you, let me get my forklift-free set..."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:45PM]

"I'd sell my soul for good reception!"
"Well, at least his cell phone battery didn't die."
"Was he killed during peace time?" "No, KIA"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 5:05PM]

Alltel Circle of Life?

"Buried by Long Distance charges?"

I hope this casket is RoHS compliant.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:46PM]

Isn't that the phone Zack Morris used on "Saved By the Bell"?

[CT Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:46PM]

Steve Jobs readies the last piece of his stage as he prepares for the actual iPhone release and the death of traditional mobile phone.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:50PM]

I guess the deceased is lucky that it isn't a flip phone

[brentos Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:47PM]

Alexander Graham Bell: "So you see, in the future, telephones may be able to send signals without wires, but will of course require hundreds of vacuum tubes and will be approximately the size of a coffin"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:48PM]

"Fewer dropped caskets than any other carrier."


- Josh

http://www.stateofbrain.com

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 2:49PM]

One more:

"Let this be a lesson -- always read the fine print in your contract."

[scoville Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:05PM]

The Rigor Mortis foiled Joe's wishes to be buried in a CSC (Clam Shell Coffin) so his family had to settle for the CBC model (Candy Bar).

[jeremyczu Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:09PM]

I hope the batteries on mine don't explode

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 8:30PM]

"Finally! I am able to communicate with my 50ft robot!" -Michael Jackson

[Antonius Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:20PM]

What happens when God decides to trade in his old cellphone for a new one.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:06PM]

ET Phone home

[ronin691 Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:03PM]

"...I swear to God, dude, if you shout 'imma chargin ma razr' one more time, it'll be the LAST time you ever say it."

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 11th 2007 11:02PM]

Your ears may rot; our headset will not.

[Lemmiwinks Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:06PM]

"...improves reception in elevators, rural areas, and under six feet of compacted soil!"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:08PM]

"Hello, this is the after life. If you are going to heaven press 1, going to hell press 2, for all other calls please wait for the next Romero movie sequel...."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:10PM]

Does this Caskette come in a slider or Clamshell version?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:15PM]

Never miss a call again.

Ever.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:16PM]

That is one way of "Calling it quits".

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:19PM]

With the rise of car accident deaths attributed to drivers on their cell phone. Nokia has launched this exclusive casket modeled like the 7250 to those who parted this planet wirelessly. Available in most areas, $4000 with 1000yr agreement, $500 early termination fee. Availble at most metropolitan graveyards.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:22PM]

STILL on hold.

[au071 Posted Mar 30th 2007 5:24PM]

Yes, it is refurbished, but not used!

[revolution789 Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:29PM]

The RAZR coffin was to thin for Anna Nicole.

[grego6666 Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:54PM]

hey, finally a place to put my n-gage

[kingkool68 Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:36PM]

What??!? Couldn't they have waited just a couple of months for an iPhone coffin?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:45PM]

The silent ringer is a big hit at the funeral...

[Warren Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:43PM]

For those of you with an open casket - there is a full sized QWERTY keyboard for texting friends!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:44PM]

Do you think he is compensating for something?

[jbseymour Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:46PM]

This is what happens to people that end their contract early! They are owned by the carrier.

Does that say Cingular? Oh I guess Cingular is officially dead.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2007 3:53PM]

You're never too old for a Nokia!

[Garth Bock Posted Mar 30th 2007 4:03PM]

" I'm sorry but this service has been terminated "

God