The SolidAlliance Choikawadeco mouse: so "cute" it hurts

What can we say? The latest mouse from SolidAlliance is so ugly, even the Ristretto coffee mouse retches in disgust. This ain't no SolidA mouse cover, it's an honest to goodness USB "mouse" equipped with some kind of motion sensing dark magic; the same sort evoking bile from the pit of your bowels at this very moment. How much for this fistful of fake jewels? Wait for it... ¥15,600 or $131. Choikawadeco: Japanese for "a little bit cute." Feeling. Dizzy.

[Via Akihabara News]

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 8:47AM]

Looks more like something i can bowl with than i can browse with.

Strike!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 8:57AM]

It's a THERMAL DETONATOR!!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 8:59AM]

Why?

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 10:49AM]

how?

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 9:01AM]

Ulp! (running for the bathroom)

[MearWolf Posted Apr 5th 2007 9:02AM]

first coffee, then omellete, now fake jewels, WHY WHY WHY cruel world

[logic368 Posted Apr 5th 2007 9:17AM]

i'm likin' that bling! lookin' nice next to my diamond rims, yo!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 9:28AM]

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 9:22AM]

The Paris Hilton, "Disco Mouse;" when you need to glam-up surfing for bootleg pornography of yourself.

[elokito Posted Apr 5th 2007 9:51AM]

there r smart people, normal people, stupid people, then people who buy this

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 10:32AM]

I could ring in the New Year with that thing

[shmengie Posted Apr 5th 2007 10:38AM]

as a pimpbot, i can really appreciate the elegant understatement and tasteful subtlety of the design. 4 servos up!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 5th 2007 6:46PM]

The word "UGLY" doesn't do it justice. Outlandish, Garish, Whoreish & Tacky. I'm all for different colors but give me a brake.