How to deal wth cell users in theaters, Darth Vader edition
By Sean Cooper 
posted May 4th 2007 12:46AM
posted May 4th 2007 12:46AM
"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side." Sometimes we really wish we could bust out this line, replete with authentic Darth evil voice for that clown that hoofs your seat or answers a call during a film. Well, Lucasfilm has given the world a taste of how that scenario could well play out at a recent screening of Star Wars for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. The following trailer rolled before the feature and made us all grin a you-get-em-Darth type of grin. Have a peek after the break.
No eating or drinking, or Vader will crush the life out of you.
in your sleep.
naw fuck that, i gotta eat
The ability to destroy a planet in a single blow is insignificant next to the power of a good chick flick.
I have been a big movie fan my whole life. I USED to enjoy the theater experience. Yes I have a pretty good home theater (70" 1080P – DD5.1 bla bla bla) setup as well.
I ask the question: Are people getting more inconsiderate or am I getting more cranky and bitter?
EVERY time now I have to tell some a-hole to put the phone away. Not just kids too – I told a old lady this as well.
Her answer “It was a really important call” – my reply “then DON’T go to a movie if you have something really important”.
UUgghh!
Just buy a cellphone jammer, keep it in your wife/girlfriend's purse, and no one in a 30 to 50 foot radius will be able to annoy you with their stupid conversations. :)
That guy talking about his set up at home is a loser....Darth rocks! You get 'em boy!
"Cellblock 1138". Nice.
And the cellphone jammer probably cuts down on having those pesky kids in the first place!