The biggest problem with arresting perps on PCP are those meddling citizen journalists and their damned video cameras. No longer. Now the boys in blue can police themselves with the aid of the LightCamDVR. On display at the IFSEC 2007 security show, the iCanTek creation combines a powerful LED flashlight with an MPEG-4 video recorder and omni-direction condenser microphone for capturing all the mustachioed man-action you can squeeze into 512MB of flash memory. Of course it also packs enough shock-resistant bulk to lay down some serious law. Price? ???990,000 or right around $1,062 -- about the price of a government issued toilet seat.