The UUCTOP Xeno: embarrass yourself on the Internets
Got 10 grand and a burning desire for Internet fame? Then grab that lightsaber son and prepare to dance, Xeno is ready to make all your dreams come true. In addition to sportin' a fine Soviet-era name, the UUCTOP Xeno is a full production studio cum broadcast server stuffed into a chubby laptop form factor. The device is apparently equipped with all the mixing and editing tools you'll need for its supported 4-channel video and 6-channel audio. Better yet, keep it real and just stream yourself live -- we won't laugh... promise.
