Oh dork lord incarnate, meet the SolidAlliance
3-port USB Engine Hub. Modeled after a motorcycle engine, SolidA's latest features a kick starter, gear shift, and enough faux-engine revving effects to drive everyone around you nuts.
No word on price yet
, but it's available starting tomorrow in Japan. Now check the video action after the break.Update
: Priced at ¥5,250 or about $43, vroom vroom daddy, vroom vroom.