Brown Zune finds meaning in Hide-a-Pod
By Conrad Quilty-Harper 
posted July 15th 2007 12:49PM
posted July 15th 2007 12:49PM
Bill was a hired infomercial actor pretending to be on the brink. He used to lose at least half a dozen iPods to relentless and cunning thieves, continually able to outsmart him and relieve him of his portable music boxes. Then, like a shining light at the end of the tunnel, along came Hide-a-Pod*. "It was like a dream come true," Bill exclaimed: "I picked up a Hide-a-Pod, and I haven't lost an iPod since. If I leave it somewhere and go back later it's always right there were I left it." Harnessing the mathematical perfection of ugliness that only the Brown Zune possesses, Hide-a-Pod makes iPods physically invisible to lower standing members of society. You too can be like Bill, by ordering the Hide-a-Pod today!
[Thanks, David]
*Warning: Hide-a-Pod not a real product. Will cause extreme ridicule if taken seriously.
[Thanks, David]
*Warning: Hide-a-Pod not a real product. Will cause extreme ridicule if taken seriously.
Overhyped, lack-luster garbage? You do mean the iPod, right? Zune has pretty much no hype, but you are right about one thing, it is lack-luster. You know, its finish isn't shiny. It also doesn't scratch up, blah blah blah, you're a failure.
HA HA HA!
you'll see, I give it 2 years max, and your Zune will go the way of the Dell Jukebox.
I'm the failure? You're the one still with the Zune!
Wow, Engadget, just wow...
I mean you seriously think this was funny? Engadget is nothing but a bunch of Apple "fanboys" with all the iPhone coverage and all the bias they pump into everything Apple or Microsoft related.